36Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
I am a technically minded man, a little nerdy a little goofy a bit of a renaissance man. I have had an interesting assortment of jobs and did some improv acting in the past. Many things about me (or anyone for that matter) I think are best discovered in person. If you're really curious about me you can ask me anything you want, seriously don't be shy.

I am hilarious, hirsute, and handy also sardonic, satirical and sweet

I should say I'm not actually "trying to quit" smoking. I did quit but I use an e-cigarette now, so I'm addicted to nicotine.
What I’m doing with my life
watching as it flashes before my eyes... I think I need medical attention
I’m really good at
Passing the buck, Shining people on, Making People laugh, Dancing, Drinking, Problem solving, Dissolving, Shrinking, Whistling, Growing and Never being on time (except rhythmically)
The first things people usually notice about me
the fact that I'm screaming as I shake them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies; Lawrence of Arabia, Repo Man, bad action/horror movies anything by: Alfred Hitchcock, Wes Anderson, Coen brothers,, the list could go on and on but won't.

As far as food goes, I am not a vegetarian, I don't have intolerance for any thing, I'm relatively daring (try anything) love food and am a good cook.

Books; well to be honest I don't read all that much but I do love the writings of Bill Bryson, Hunter S. Thompson, Philip K. Dick, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut and William S. Burroughs.

I love Music but I'm not going to make a fucking list about it because I think lists can be boring and it could take all month to make. I will say I'm a musically inclined song writer with a pretty good voice.

I love audio books and radio shows, some of my favorites include Radio lab and This American life.
Six things I could never do without
1 problem solving situations
2 My friends
3 My industrial strength hair dryer
4 Knowing that someone out there is chuckling about the above reference
5 Adventure
6 PCP that shit is awesome (kidding)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how stuff works and human nature
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes Drinking at home with the roommates, at a show or bar. Sometimes just watching movies in bed. Sometimes making movies not in bed. I don't really have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
when I was a tow truck driver. I had a "wet" fart in my pants when hooking up a car. I had no choice but to get back in the truck and wash up in a gas station bathroom.

ok ok I pooped a little bit "wet" fart is a bit of a cop out

Is that private or just embarrassing?
You should message me if
You are fun loving, confident, less fearful and have a good sense of humor...
although everyone thinks they have a good sense of humor so I guess if you like tasteless jokes that might fit my criteria for "sense of humor", also if you think you are too cool for school in all likelihood you're not. Pretentious, hyper-judgmental, self-aggrandizing fuckhats need not apply. Don't let that last part discourage you. There is nothing wrong with having a chip on your shoulder. I reserve judgment for only the most extreme of egomaniacs.
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