I am hilarious, hirsute, and handy also sardonic, satirical and sweet
I should say I'm not actually "trying to quit" smoking. I did quit but I use an e-cigarette now, so I'm addicted to nicotine.
As far as food goes, I am not a vegetarian, I don't have intolerance for any thing, I'm relatively daring (try anything) love food and am a good cook.
Books; well to be honest I don't read all that much but I do love the writings of Bill Bryson, Hunter S. Thompson, Philip K. Dick, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut and William S. Burroughs.
I love Music but I'm not going to make a fucking list about it because I think lists can be boring and it could take all month to make. I will say I'm a musically inclined song writer with a pretty good voice.
I love audio books and radio shows, some of my favorites include Radio lab and This American life.
2 My friends
3 My industrial strength hair dryer
4 Knowing that someone out there is chuckling about the above reference
6 PCP that shit is awesome (kidding)
ok ok I pooped a little bit "wet" fart is a bit of a cop out
Is that private or just embarrassing?
although everyone thinks they have a good sense of humor so I guess if you like tasteless jokes that might fit my criteria for "sense of humor", also if you think you are too cool for school in all likelihood you're not. Pretentious, hyper-judgmental, self-aggrandizing fuckhats need not apply. Don't let that last part discourage you. There is nothing wrong with having a chip on your shoulder. I reserve judgment for only the most extreme of egomaniacs.