midwestchris
31 Elgin, United States
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My self-summary
My closest friends would say that I am funny, a good listener, and that I have a big heart. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, but it's always meant in good fun. I love to laugh and make other people laugh, that's what life's all about.

Just to be clear, I'm looking for something serious and long term. I'm not into playing games, and I appreciate openness and honesty above everything else.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the mortgage field, clawing my way up the corporate ladder. I've been at this company for a year now, and my boss already wants me to start going out for promotions.
I’m really good at
Reaching items on the top shelf.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jurassic Park, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Old Neighborhood (that last one was written by my cousin).

Movies: Star Wars, True Grit, Moon, 500 Days of Summer, Lost in Translation, Indiana Jones, Leprechaun, Grandmas Boy, Spaceballs, anything by Akira Kurosawa, Labyrinth, I love 80s movies, the list goes on and on and on.

Tv: Parks and Rec, Community (the first 2 seasons anyway), Shark Tank, and Big Bang Theory, and Game of Thrones.
On a typical Friday night I am
There's really no such thing as a "typical" Friday for me. I might be out at the movies, out with friends, or catching up on my netflix queue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm ashamed of the things I've done for a Klondike bar....
You should message me if
You are unquestionably kind, can have fun in any situation, love to laugh, and maybe a little bit nerdy.
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