38Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
hey fellas, i'm a laid-back kid living in queens. i love hanging out with my friends at local (or sometimes not-so-local) dive bars, playing some darts (i'm pretty good- bring it!), shooting some pool (i'm terrible- i bring shame to my entire family), and drinking some booze (i'm so good at that!). i keep pretty up to date on happenings in both pop and high culture. i love tv and camping and dogs and creative facial hair.


i made some videos with my roommates a few years back. they are parodies of some bravo reality shows. i think they have held up pretty well. they are funny, and i would say a fairly good representation of me and my friends. check them out if ya want:

make a shirt, dumbass:

make me dinner, dumbass:

I am bearded, easy going, and quick-witted
What I’m doing with my life
i spend most of my days working off-broadway technical theater stuff.
I’m really good at
making light of awkward situations. i'm pretty funny.

air hockey.

any sort of trivia or party game (you want me on your team. believe me).
The first things people usually notice about me
my facial hair and my hilarity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

infinite jest, brief wondrous life of oscar wao, everything is illuminated, the road, kite runner, catcher in the rye, the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay, heartbreaking work of staggering genious, house of sand and fog, me talk pretty one day, harry potter (1-7), great gatsby, unbearable lightness of being, lolita, in the lake of the woods.


star wars (original trilogy), indiana jones/ last crusade, ghostbusters, godfather (i & ii), there will be blood, harrold and kumar go to white castle, american beauty, life is beautiful, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, royal tenenbaums, rushmore, magnolia, big lebowski, fight club, casablanca, lord of the rings trilogy, no country for old men, you can count on me, finding nemo, the incredibles, anything by david lynch.


arcade fire, franz ferdinand, the killers, interpol, radiohead, modest mouse, my chemical romance, neutral milk hotel, journey, rufus wainwright, kelly clarkson, neil young, the decemberists, jack johnson, johnny cash, outkast, fountains of wayne, the shins, coldplay, ben folds, bright eyes, the strokes, jeff buckley, weezer, bonnie tyler-total eclipse of the heart.


lost, the wire, arrested development, top chef, futurama, mad men, antiques roadshow, american idol, america's next top model, twin peaks, seinfeld, simpsons, sopranos, sex and the city, heroes, the office (uk and us), project runway, star trek- the next generation.
Six things I could never do without
these are some of my favorite things (in no particular order). i could probably 'do without' them, though:

old crow kentucky bourbon
road trips
despairing about the cleveland browns (really, all cleveland sports, but especially the browns)
cadbury mini-eggs (why are they only out once a year?!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
hurricanes! does anyone remember that public service poster that was on a bunch of subways and bus stops a year or two ago? it said something along the lines of:
'why should you worry about a hurricane? it's not like you live on an island.'

it really got me thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends, or not. because of theater, our schedules are kind of random, so i could be out on any given day of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one time i cried while watching a cotton commercial ('the touch, the feel of cotton- the fabric of our lives...')
You should message me if
you are a cool guy who likes to do fun things!
The two of us