47Enfield, United States
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My self-summary
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been working for the same company for over 25 years. Besides working, I like to coach Little League and midget football.
I’m really good at
Im not great at anything but pretty good at a bunch of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. Maybe my quick witty responses and sarcastic sense of humor. My lips
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are the ones that help me figure stuff out. Like coaching, home repair and how to books. My favorite movies are suspenseful and drama. Pulp Fiction, and of course The Godfather and Goodfellas just to name a couple. Some tv shows I like to watch.. Criminal Minds, Survivor. and football and baseball games. Music... Aaron Lewis, Staind, Foo Fighters, Billy Joel, Eminem and basically rock and roll. I cant live without my satallite radio. My favorite food now.... well.. Ive been trying to eat healthy lately.
Six things I could never do without
I already mentioned my satallite radio. My boy of course. My truck. My family. Sports, sunglasses, And a great girl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
im always thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually hanging out with my boy. But maybe you could change that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
hmm. tough one! I read the articles in playboy.hahaha
You should message me if
If you can handle funny, sarcastic responses. I dont mean any harm by them. If you can tolerate going to Boston or New York for a weekend and catching a game and a night out around the town. Remember I have a little monster, I meant boy. Hes a great kid, just like his dad.
The two of us