21 Downers Grove, United States
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My self-summary
I look like a baby, I am not a baby.
I was born as most people are, the result of a camping trip and a pickup truck . Slowly through a process of absorbing British comedies and the tolkeinverse I grew up into what I am now.
What I’m doing with my life
Bulls Eyeing wamp rats in my t16.
I’m really good at
I play guitar practice archery and I have extensive knowledge about history and warfare even though I'm a pacifist.

Spooning with dogs though they're never the outside spoon.
The first things people usually notice about me
My feminine charm which hangs around me like a cool soy based mist.

I'm a dark elf rogue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In no particular order or categorization.

Animal farm, 1984, evil dead 2 dead by dawn,Shaun of the dead, dawn of the dead (remake),Louie, community, squidbillies, aqua teen, game of thrones,the Jon Dore Show,vsauce,vlogbrothers,nerdist,proops kittens.
Monty pythons everything, the young ones, battlestar galactica,
tim minchin,maria bamford, iron maiden,Dirty ghosts.

The six things I could never do without
my car
British TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like my women like my coffee, full of ice cream.

death, conformity, complacency, sex,religion,prejudice,music,myself,politics,philosophy,feminism.
I should be a vegetarian.

taking down the corporate patriarchy that controls our government
On a typical Friday night I am
playing video games or gabbing with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've poisoned half of all my food to thwart bears.
You should message me if
You think you can take me in the ring, and Like comedy podcasts.