32 Winnipeg, Canada
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My self-summary
Socially awkward, brutally honest man with absolutely no game.

Can cook and clean like a sunuvabitch.
What I’m doing with my life
Working full time but more importantly, avoiding crowds and spiders.
I’m really good at
Making taco salad while discussing Dvorak's influence on serbio-prussian relations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books would include: The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones), Military history. Anything by H.P. Lovecract and Edgar Allan Poe.

Movies: Mad Max (1, 2 and Fury Road), Kill Bills, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Any James Bond film, Usual Suspects etc...

Shows: Hannibal, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Archer, Justified, X-Files, Community, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Luther, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, House of Lies, House of Cards (US and UK versions), Rick and Morty, Conan, etc... I should go outside more.

Music: I'm all over the place here. Depending on my mood I will listen to Classical, Swing electronica (Caravan Palace), Remixes, Dance, Kpop, classic rock, french club music etc...

Video Games: I play some GTAV on my PS4 from time to time. Nothing has caught my attention lately.

Food: Chinese food, Italian, Sushi, thai, home cooked meals.
The six things I could never do without
Cayenne pepper
Colourful socks
Wing tips
Silver tie bar
Fresh ground turkey
Gummy worms and/or bears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wine, cheese, books, shows, movies, why is that guy parked like an idiot? Who in their right mind wears faded red pants...or are they pink? Kentucky Fried Chicken...is it just KFC now? Did Rachel really marry Ross? I didn't like Urkle...does that make me racist? Can a tiger mate with a lynx? What would their offspring be called? Lynxers or Tinxs? I wish polar bears were more cuddly. I really made a good choice switching to boxer briefs...etc... etc...
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends or taking it easy at my place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I kneel to pee to avoid splash particles on my washroom floor.
You should message me if
If a weird, sarcastic, tall(ish), cross eyed, blazer wearing guy is of any interest to you.