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My self-summary
Well met. I'm Charles. I'm sarcastic, baritone, and dearly enjoy my whiskey.

I tumble here: http://sardonicsmite.tumblr.com/

If my tumblr didn't make it clear, I'm also a feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
It's more of a work in progress.

I split my time between peddling gadgetry, offering people free estimates on home improvement, and contemplating plans for World Domination.

Long-term, I'm going back to school to learn to be an Investment Analyst. Further down the line, I'd like to create an organization that helps to educate people about how investing works and how they can have a stake in their financial future.
I’m really good at
Dwelling in the strange realm between boundless enthusiasm and deadpan sarcasm. I mime a lot of rim-shots.

I take my socio-political positions seriously but, generally, won't fight to the death for them if they turn out to be wrong.

As a member of both the Gaming and Theatre sub-cultures, I also come with a mixed bag of interesting, but largely useless, social skills.

Petting dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that my voice is very distinctive, and that it carries very, very well. I went to an arts magnet high school and took a drama class almost every school day for four years. So, you'll hear me.

See the bit above concerning deadpan humor and mucho enthusiasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Middlesex, The Prince, Life is a Dream (play), Don Quixote, The Aeneid, Macbeth (play), The Symposium, The Republic, Stargirl... That's all I can think of at the moment.

Movies: The Millenium Trilogy, The Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Topsy Turvy, Star Wars (Originals), LotRs Trilogy.

TV: Game of Thrones and Preacher are pretty much the only two shows I'm super excited about at the moment.

Music: All over the place. Recently: Lady Gaga, Sabbaton, Powerwolf, and Blue Oyster Cult

Food: I tend to favor items of a more savory variety though I'm trying (not entirely successfully) to eat more leafy things. If you know a way to make kale taste like a cheeseburger, I might pay you for it.
The six things I could never do without
Other than air, water, and at least a basic source of food?

My Google account holds most of my vital information so that I'd like to keep that.

I'm not a fan of this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, and how the hell I'm going to get there.

What it's like to be female on this site. Must be a nonstop onslaught of stupid.

Also, adopting ALL of the dogs. Eventually, I'd like to open a Senior Dog Sanctuary.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies. Sometimes I'm out painting the town red. Sometimes I'm asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still in love with Judas, baby.

I'm allergic to cats. I know, our impending overlords will be most displeased.

This question is silly. If you want to know something, ask.
You should message me if
Your professionalism doesn't negate your inner idealist.

You take your political opinions seriously.

You want to change the world.

You enjoy rolling polyhedra and telling grand tales. Preferably at the same time.

You like dogs.