34Long Beach, United States
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My self-summary
Ok... So I should start off with I'm very sarcastic,
but I'm witty with my rebuttals. I find girls with intelligence, sarcastic, humorous, outgoing, and can wear yoga pants, very attractive.

A little more on me, I'm a father to a 6 year old son, I have him quite frequently, he's my #1 priority. I have a very stable career that I love doing. I travel from time to time, especially with work. I hangout with friends when I don't have my son or stay in and read a book or a video game. I'm really blunt and say how it is, even if it means hurting someone, but I'm usually tactful in my approach. I don't smoke anything or do any type of drugs, I do drink on occasions. I should just say I do wear skinny jeans, flannels, and a lot of black shirts, oh and I'm a Dodgers, Lakers, and Kings fan. That should sum it up a bit.

You can find me instagram: mik_ejm
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to live life to the fullest with my son. I'm trying every to be role model for him.
I’m really good at
Making awkward situations not feel so awkward!
The first things people usually notice about me
I usually get don't i know you from somewhere, or aren't you so and so's bf?
Physically my eyebrows for some reason. Secondly that I'm outgoing and loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favorite author: Christopher Moore. Movies SpaceBalls, Gladiatior, Snatch, Half Baked, and anything funny or action packed.
Six things I could never do without
My son
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend my time devising a plan of how to get rich quick or how to thwart these Damn ninjas from being so crafty without being seen! Fuck you ninjas!
On a typical Friday night I am
Either with my son or out with some friends. However if i can be with my son every Friday that's what i would like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I almost drove my car into a ditch after hearing gunshots at the beginning of a Tupac song. Just another painful reminder I'm not cut out for that THUGLIFE.
You should message me if
Well I guess message me if I sparked your interest. However I will not respond to "hi", "how are you" or any these types of boring or no substance messages. I mean c'mon ask why's the sky blue or why's the grass green? Which I actually know the answers to.
The two of us