34 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I love that you all have the same photos from that weird life size spaghetti place or the "I love you so much..." wall. I'd like to find a girlfriend but friends are cool too. would like to meet someone to be active with(video games, pint glass lifting etc) but if you can put up with my antics and terrible jokes you'll suffice. I like sports; how surprised are you? I build things sometimes. If I had one quality that stood out more than anything I'd say it would be that I can cook like a boss. If you don't eat meat fuck off.
What I’m doing with my life
Working my ass off.
I’m really good at
fixing things, trivia, guitar, managing projects, getting food all over me, growing hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
that my feet are ridiculously big or all my grey hair, if its hot out possibly my sweat patterns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Prince by Machiavelli
I don't watch tv or movies really. Netflix documentaries.
I like a lot of music: jazz, indie, rock etc.
The six things I could never do without
Texas, Guinness, motorcycle, Mexican food, baseball, hair trimmers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Going to Tibet or Antarctica. Why behind my ears always smells like a huge butthole.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plunging my fingers into strangers' hummus. Dancing myself clean.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is too open ended.
You should message me if
You don't suck, if you like food fights, you don't melt in the rain, if you don't like nickelback. If your photos are not just head shots from above. If you are not overweight.