30 Athens, United States
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My self-summary
I am an honest, sarcastic man looking for an honest, sarcastic woman.

I ain't lookin' to compete with you, Beat or cheat or mistreat you, Simplify you, classify you, Deny, defy or crucify you. No, and I ain't lookin' to fight with you. Frighten you or up-tighten you. Drag you down or drain you down. Chain you down or bring you down. I ain't lookin' to block you up, Shock or knock or lock you up. Analyze you, categorize you, Finalize you or advertise you. I don't want to straight-face you, Race or chase you, track or trace you, Or disgrace you or displace you, Or define you or confine you. I don't want to meet your kin, Make you spin or do you in, Or select you or dissect you, Or inspect you or reject you. I don't want to fake you out, Take or shake or forsake you out. I ain't lookin' for you to feel like me. See like me or be like me......All I really want to do, Is, baby, be friends with you.

- Bob Dylan
What I’m doing with my life
I am a grad assistant and an MBA student at the Terry College of Business, UGA
I’m really good at
Advice (giving or recieving), being direct, identifying random plants as I walk by, biking, cooking, not lying about my height (which guys seem to be terrible at)
The first things people usually notice about me
I am honest about everything. There is not an inappropriate or taboo question you can ask me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Road to Serfdom, Game of Thrones, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Freedom to Choose, The Pillars of the Earth

True Romance, Django, Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, Man on Fire

Dexter, Parks and Recreation, Seinfeld, Masterchef

A lot of everything (Gwar, Snoop, 311, Bruce Springsteen, Mumford)

The six things I could never do without
1. Sister/Mom/Dad
2. Plants
3. Interesting and challenging conversation
4. Travel
5. Good food
6. College Football (specifically UGA)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What country can I visit next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Downtown Athens for the bars and concerts

Redbox, I am definitely a movie buff and that creeps into some Fridays.

Sporting event of any kind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im for brutal honesty. . . so if you want to know anything, ask me, and I'll tell you.

Also, the end of Armageddon, where bruce willis saves ben affleck's life and then tells him to marry his daughter because it would make him proud, gets me every time. . . im tearing up just thinking about it
You should message me if
You think you can beat me in ping pong.

You are quick witted with a sharp tongue.