Can I just copy off of your sheet? I hate essays. I'm a guy you might find attractive. Despite appearances, I do not smoke. Most recently from Houston, I used to live in Los Angeles for 2 years and before that inside of an active volcano. Sample groups report that an exciting past raises your appeal by 23%. Fact-checkers need not apply.
Regardless of the odds, I would like to meet someone where things just... click.
And apparently, there's an app for that.
Next up, Ireland? Thailand? Japan?
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Outliers, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, The Game, The Alchemist, Way of the Peaceful Warrior
Shows: Breaking Bad OF COURSE, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Always Sunny, Prison Break, Parks and Rec, How I Met Your Mother, the stand up comedy of Louie C.K. And Jim Jefferies (Jim is VERY offensive, fair warning), Firefly, Wilfred, Fringe, Tosh, Bobs Burgers and I'm not getting into movies that's way too much to recall right now.