35 Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I'm still trying to come up with something clever and witty to say about myself. Suffice it to say, I am clever and witty on a normal basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Everyday I'm hustling tryin' to make that paper.

I work for a software company and travel quite frequently for work, all over the country. I'm like a gypsy, minus the horse and cart.
I’m really good at
listening, so I'm told, as I listen to other people's problems.

I'm a millionaire at Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.

My snarky sense of humor makes most people laugh. I enjoy making people laugh. When is it too late to switch careers to a comedy writer?
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and my obscene amount of freckles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I usually only read when I am on a plane so I tend to stick to books that are stand-alones. I have an issue with books in series form. I don't have the patience to read 8 books all about the same people. I like endings wrapped up in a neat little package. Otherwise I just wait for the film adaptation. :-) However, I made a pact with myself to finish the Hunger Games trilogy before the movie comes out, which I did.

Music wise I am pretty open to anything. However some of my playlists look constructed by a tween or eurotrash. Or tweenage eurotrash.

Food? Please sir, I'd like some more.
The six things I could never do without
1. Laundry soap
2. Mustard on hot dogs
3. My mind
4. H2Oh so good
5. A good friend
6. Sunshine and the hope of a beach vacation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why my neighbors insist on slamming their door each and every time they enter/leave their apartment.

Also choreographing the opening credits to the tv show of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
enjoying the fact that I don't have to work for two days and probably drinking a fat glass of booze.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
bananas give me the heebie jeebies.