I work for a software company and do basically everything minus the development. I leave that to people with a higher pay grade than me.
I'm a millionaire at Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy. Random, useless trivia is my game.
My snarky sense of humor makes most people laugh. I enjoy making people laugh. When is it too late to switch careers to a comedy writer?
Music wise I am pretty open to anything. However some of my playlists look constructed by a tween or eurotrash. Or tweenage eurotrash.
Food? Please sir, I'd like some more.
2. Mustard on hot dogs
3. Friends to talk shit with
4. Hazelnut coffee
5. Sunblock - see aforementioned ginger comment above
6. My neurotic pooch, Baxter
How I can eventually make it to the point in my life where I can summer in the Hamptons.
Why is my so dog so obsessed with me? He does make me ponder the concept of unconditional love and gives me hope for the future.
I should really stop bingeing Netflix and get some fresh air.
What is my next home improvement project?
What should I eat next?