milkshank
35 Columbia, United States
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My self-summary
I am either really fun or really boring, it depends on who you are.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently finishing my undergrad while working a boring but pleasant 9-5.
I’m really good at
Comedic timing
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a compulsive hair-twirler.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Look, I'm having a hard time with anything that's not Game of Thrones. I got real excited about it and killed all 5 books and six seasons this year.

I'm not a movie buff. Weirdly, it seems that they only time I will actually sit down for one is inside an actual theater.

I love music and I go through phases where I only want to hear new things or I get stuck on one familiar thing for days. Lately it's Glenn Gould.

I am an allegedly picky eater. To address me as such will certainly rouse some degree of veiled (or not) ire. Also, I hate mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
Phone, cats, bike, yoga, food, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Social/ethical issues
Sex
Food
"How can I turn this into a joke?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting a deadline for a class, putting off meeting a deadline for a class.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Uh nothing actually. I am a pretty private person, apparently.
You should message me if
DO NOT message me about casual sex. I'll say no now to save you the trouble.
DO NOT message me if you are politically conservative in a way that is influenced by your religion. I already disagree with you and I don't like to butt heads over politics for fun.

Message me if you're local. If you're not local, and you message me anyway, I'll know you either didn't read this, can't follow directions, or feel needlessly entitled to the attention of someone who doesn't care to speak to you, which is kinda weird, tbh.

On the off chance you work a similar schedule and you happen to want a new bff to go to yoga classes with, message me immediately.
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