I'm not a movie buff. Weirdly, it seems that they only time I will actually sit down for one is inside an actual theater.
I love music and I go through phases where I only want to hear new things or I get stuck on one familiar thing for days. Lately it's Glenn Gould.
I am an allegedly picky eater. To address me as such will certainly rouse some degree of veiled (or not) ire. Also, I hate mayonnaise.
"How can I turn this into a joke?"
DO NOT message me if you are politically conservative in a way that is influenced by your religion. I already disagree with you and I don't like to butt heads over politics for fun.
Message me if you're local. If you're not local, and you message me anyway, I'll know you either didn't read this, can't follow directions, or feel needlessly entitled to the attention of someone who doesn't care to speak to you, which is kinda weird, tbh.
On the off chance you work a similar schedule and you happen to want a new bff to go to yoga classes with, message me immediately.