47 Knoxville, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Born in Akron Ohio, got moved around a lot as a kid. Moved to TN when 13 and have lived here ever since. Not much of an accent. Fairly clever, funny, profound on rare occasion.
What I’m doing with my life
Just trying to get along and see what the heck I am here for. Always looking for that scary opportunity that will reveal more.
I’m really good at
Talking, because I have a good voice and say interesting things. Acting, because I am one of those rare weirdos Dionysus likes.
Listening, because other people are just more interesting.
Using my hands, because words just don't say it.
Finding the essential truth, becaue I can dig/sift through it all rapidly.
The first things people usually notice about me
My presence, then my voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do you have several hours? These kinda questions piss me off.
The six things I could never do without
My Penis
Great Performances
Intimate Conversation
The Feel of Lying Around together Laughing
Intense Concentration
Horny Pals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That last picture you sent
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once heckled Lewis Black and got bigger laughs.
You should message me if
You get the feeling. Ignore the rest in your brain, that's just blah blah to make life more difficult. trust your gut, as they say.