32 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Focusing all my time on the people and projects that inspire me. And making dad jokes. Actually, forget the rest, that last one gets all my time
What I’m doing with my life
I design and build techy stuff. I'm obsessed with technology, where we are and where we're headed.

I'm also a singer, so sometimes I'm in a show, if the timing is right.
I’m really good at
-Coming up with crazy movie ideas that should never be made
-Making cringe-worthy puns
-Apologizing for making puns
-Saying "hashtag sorry i'm not sorry" after apologizing
-Apologizing for saying "hashtag" anything
-Going on tangents
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Goldfinch. Anything by Kafka, the man was so messed up and in touch with the world that closed him out of it. Murakami, 1Q84 is amazing you have to read it now. Philip K Dick, again another man who was batshit insanely genius.

Movies: Adaptation, Ghostbusters, Memento, American Psycho, The Prestige, The Core (arguably the best movie ever made).

Food: Sushi, and little chihuahuas...the restaurant, not the animal.
The six things I could never do without
1) App that tells me when Muni is arriving
2) Those little floss things that look like swords
3) Aluminum water bottle -- I'm more hydrated than a soccer field in seattle
4) The Daily Show (or now Last Week Tonight...so long Mr Stewart)
5) Peanut butter and bananas
6) Kindle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Future civilizations. And pie. Usually pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Coming up with inside jokes with the roommates, so we can put them on twitter for no one to see.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an australian citizen. Yknow, in case things get too fucked in this country.
You should message me if
You read the New Yorker just for the cartoons.