I'm also a singer, so sometimes I'm in a show, if the timing is right.
-Making cringe-worthy puns
-Apologizing for making puns
-Saying "hashtag sorry i'm not sorry" after apologizing
-Apologizing for saying "hashtag" anything
-Going on tangents
Movies: Adaptation, Ghostbusters, Memento, American Psycho, The Prestige, The Core (arguably the best movie ever made).
Food: Sushi, and little chihuahuas...the restaurant, not the animal.
2) Those little floss things that look like swords
3) Aluminum water bottle -- I'm more hydrated than a soccer field in seattle
4) The Daily Show (or now Last Week Tonight...so long Mr Stewart)
5) Peanut butter and bananas