"Outside of a book, a dog is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read." Groucho Marx
Well i'm a just a dude in SD trying to get by. I go to Grossmont College studying whatever I happen to get classes in, right now looking at possibly mechanical engineering, but who the fuck knows. I am quite nerdy, love books, video games, movies, and webcomics. COFFEE IS MANNA FROM HEAVEN, NECTAR OF THE GODS. I like tea too!
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!...I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Cave Johnson - Portal 2
Just a quick clarification, up there ^ it says "Bisexual". This is new for me and lets see where it takes me :D! Overall I would just say Kinzie Scale = 2-2.5 (if you don't know what that is, see the you should message me if section)
Books: On A Pale Horse by Piers Anthony, The Black Jewels Trilogy by Anne Bishop, The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon...honestly I read A LOT, mostly fantasy and sci-fi. Please ask me what I've read and suggest books to me (always happy to suggest things as well...i generally can find something for anyone). I am also a classics geek...Shakespeare, Poe, Dostoyevski etc....
Although they aren't books I also read webcomics.....so many webcomics. Some of my faves are Homestuck, LFG, Cyanide and Happiness, Questionable Content, and after that you will have to ask cuz my bookmark folder for comics is about double the length of my screen.
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Matrix, Monty Python (anything and everything...i even have the funking card game), Most newer Disney and Pixar (not a huge fan of the classics. I know I'm a horrible person), The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Dead Poets Society and almost anything else Robin Williams, The Ace Ventura Dualogy, Most Mel Brooks Movies, Animal House, Shelrock Holmes, Scott Pilgrim VS the World, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, The Sandlot...yeah I'm killing it here...ask...
Shows (not a big tv guy but I have the power of Netflix): Dr. Who, Firefly, Elementary, Sherlock, Family Guy, Nova Science Now, Good Eats, Monty Python's Flying Circus (wasn't kidding everything...ever monty python), Boston Legal, FLCL, Ouran High School Host Club, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic....idk I can't think of anything else right now...
Music: I listen to everything...not kidding everything. Name a genera and i can find something I like in it (people have tested it...). Generally I listen to Classic, Modern, and Alternative Rock, Ska, Pop, and Techno.
Food (list is shorter if I just say what i don't like): Coconut, Liver, Asparagus. I will try ANYTHING once (again this has been put to the test). And there is a good probability I will be willing to try it again if I don't like it. Taste buds change over time. If you walk up to me with a plate of liver cooked with asparagus and coconut I will try it....(probably cursing my fool head off afterward). I am also known among my friends as a human garbage disposal....so yeah.
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If I am just thinking I am usually just making up stories in my head, considering linguistic history, Babylonian tupperware, Psudeoantidisestablishmentarianism....lots o' shit basically...
Choose: The practical application of Communism or a ball point, click top, pen?
Quotes. Seriously just quote at me. Movies, books, famous people...your friends...you...me...i don't care, I like quotes.
I message you first. Seriously this profile does not do me justice. If i have messaged you for any reason, you seem like someone I would like to get to know, give me a chance.
If i haven't messaged you. Ask me why I'm an asshole like that. Who am I to disregard you like that? Gawd I'm such a dick. Feel free to tell me how you really feel.
If you need a reason to message me, message me asking for one. I will provide you with a conversation topic. If you have your own topic, please message me with it. Seriously, start a debate. Throw a topic at the top and start ranting...i will give as good as I get. *wink*
Ask me about any of my answers to any of the questions I have answered, please. That's why I answer them. Or if there is a question I haven't answered, and you want to know my answer/are wondering if I skipped it/whatever, ask it.
Seriously? Do you need another reason?