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My self-summary
13.8 billion years of molecules bonking around somehow ended up creating me, a collection of molecules bonking around that knows it's a collection of molecules bonking around. Go figure.
What I’m doing with my life
Swapping deckchairs on the Titanic
I’m really good at
critical reasoning, cat petting, arts and crafting
The first things people usually notice about me
crazy eyes, killer cheekbones, esoteric vocabulary
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Gravity's Rainbow, The Red Queen, History of Western Philosophy, The Selfish Gene, House of Leaves, Brave New World, Before the Dawn, Food Court Druids Cherohonkees and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic, The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Catflexing, The Thing on the Doorstep, The Fungi of Yuggoth, Beyond Good and Evil, How to Win Friends and Influence People, How to Stop Worrying and Start Living

Comics: Achewood, Cat and Girl, Uzumaki, Parasyte, Manhole, Gyo, Kliban

TV: The Rockford Files, Home Movies, American Horror Story, Eek the Cat, MST3K, Adventure Time, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, The Twilight Zone,TV Carnage,

Movies: Schizopolis, Scanners, Videodrome, American Psycho, Springbreakers, Tokyo Gore Police, Fido, Pontypool, They Live, Birdemic, The Room, Zelig, Sleeper, What's Up Tiger Lily, The Mouse That Roared, The Ruling Class

Music: Of Montreal, theStart, Devo, Brad Sucks, Neon Indian, TV on the Radio, Gary Numan, Passion Pit, Harvey Danger, Crystal Castles, Crystal Stilts, Ministry, Combichrist, The Talking Heads, The Fuggs, Interpol, CCR, Wynonie Harris, Moog cover versions of everything, Space, Foster the People, Tame Impala, Hesta Prynn, CSS, Le Tigre
Six things I could never do without
1. questions
2. answers
3. iced green tea
4. doubt
5. depeche mode
6. chillwave
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future, human evolution, consciousness, emergent properties of complex systems, starfish wearing party hats, 3D printing biotech
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking it until I need new shoes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born a unicorn.
You should message me if
-you want to go to museums and nerd out
-you'd like to get drinks and discuss obscure topics
-you know your Pynchon novels
-you enjoy talking about DIY projects in excessive technical detail.

Don't message me if the only thing we have in common is thinking I'm pretty attractive looking.
The two of us