41Aberdeen, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I've hurtled towards 40 at an alarming rate and I believe the best days of my life are right now and yet to come. I grow less cynical with age and am more hopeful now than I've ever been. Maybe it's delusion, whatever, it keeps me warm at night. Something has to since the position of 'warm at night keeper' is currently vacant.

I am now hurtling on roller skates. And man can I skate. Dude, i am sooooo good on 8 wheels.

I'm looking for someone whose head is turned by intelligence, character and experience, someone I can share interests, goals, fun times and unbridled passion with. Someone with broad enough shoulders to be able to take the slack for me sometimes, i'd like a bit of looking after. (And just in case anyone's picked that up wrong, I don't mean financially).

I am massively turned on by wit and intelligence. I like a man I can respect and look up to.

I'm not looking for no strings fun. Really, I'm sure about that. And please no sexy chat, I don't know you.

I'm really not interested in much younger men.

Picky? Me? Yes. I won't respond to empty profiles, no photo or a message that says nothing more than "hi how r u". You're making a pretty bad first impression.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm half an accountant. I'll be a whole one in a few years. I regularly find myself thinking "how the fuck did I end up here?" I work for charities. The pay isn't amazing but it suits my social conscience to earn less and make a difference. I'm changing the world one invoice at a time.

Eventually I'd like to be my own boss.

I dream of running my own brewery.
I’m really good at
I'm a terrible housewife. And i mean really, really terrible.

Sneaky dancing on escalators.
The first things people usually notice about me
My presence. Its like a cold feeling comes over you even before I'm in the room.


I think my smile. My eyes maybe? Probably my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read so many books I can only afford to buy them from charity shops now. I have a habit. I struggle to let go of them once I have them, which is why the library is of no use to me.

Music is a very personal thing. Music snobbery is a huge turn off.

Food will be my downfall.
Six things I could never do without
Glasses or contact lenses
0 - 9
all the good people
second hand books
a nice cup of tea love
hope, potential and optimism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ledgers. Debits. Credits.

How early is too early to go to bed?

If I'll ever do a spontaneous dance routine with lots of other people, entirely unrehearsed like they do in the filums.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on whether it's my weekend with the kids or not.

If I'm free, I'll either go out for some food and some nice beer or sit at my kitchen table with a good friend, some red wine and smelly cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a violent psychopath who murders his victims; all unsuspecting men I initially meet on the internet.

Fuck. I was supposed to keep that to myself. Forget I said that.
You should message me if
You dare.


You have a favourite word you'd like to share with me. My current favourites are tardy and nuance. Actually tardy has been at the top of the charts for years now, nuance is new in.
The two of us