42Aberdeen, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I used to have this great big 'about me and what i'm looking for' spiel here, but no-one reads them so i might as well write whatever.

I'm nearly 42, my social life has dwindled with age, i'm a bit bored and sometimes a bit lonely at the special coupley times. I'm excellent at being single, i'm just a bit fed up of it now. I'd quite like a boyfriend really. Someone to have a chat with, a bit of a kiss and cuddle, saturday lie ins, the odd weekend away, drink some wine or nice beer, watch a wee film of an evening. I'm not looking for anyone to change my life, just maybe make it a bit kissier on the couchier.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm half an accountant. I'll be a whole one in a few years. I regularly find myself thinking "how the fuck did I end up here?" I work for charities. The pay isn't amazing but it suits my social conscience to earn less and make a difference. I'm changing the world one invoice at a time.

Eventually I'd like to be my own boss.

I dream of running my own brewery.
I’m really good at
I'm a terrible housewife. And i mean really, really terrible.

Sneaky dancing on escalators.
The first things people usually notice about me
My presence. Its like a cold feeling comes over you even before I'm in the room.


I think my smile. My eyes maybe? Probably my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read so many books I can only afford to buy them from charity shops now. I have a habit. I struggle to let go of them once I have them, which is why the library is of no use to me.

Music is a very personal thing. Music snobbery is a huge turn off.

Food will be my downfall.
Six things I could never do without
Glasses or contact lenses
0 - 9
all the good people
second hand books
a nice cup of tea love
hope, potential and optimism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ledgers. Debits. Credits.

How early is too early to go to bed?

If I'll ever do a spontaneous dance routine with lots of other people, entirely unrehearsed like they do in the filums.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking a glass of wine with a mate or by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a violent psychopath who murders his victims; all unsuspecting men I initially meet on the internet.

Fuck. I was supposed to keep that to myself. Forget I said that.
You should message me if
You dare.


You have a favourite word you'd like to share with me. My current favourites are tardy and nuance. Actually tardy has been at the top of the charts for years now, nuance is new in.
The two of us