The term 'dark horse' has been applied to me on several occasions. For reasons that I don't fully understand. But you're welcome to investigate and report back.
Poly, increasingly kinky, non-judgmental.
Also I took up Krav Maga recently. It's fun. And I kind of have muscles now, which is weird and in a sense slightly irritating because my pants don't fit right anymore.
I have a needlessly good long term memory and a terrible short term one. Although it turns out that that's because I have ADHD with which I was only recently diagnosed. It explained a lot.
Roasting chickens and then eating them in an unsightly but terribly efficient way.
I have also have a terrible short term memory...fnar fnar fnar *cough*
Endless ranting involving archaic references to things like manticores that provoke blank stares from people I haven't known long enough do be doing that in front of.
Also, I have unusually soft hands. Seems to be a bit of a talking point.
But more importantly my hair is typically majestic unless I haven't shaved it off out of sheer hatred of humidity.
I love the films of Terrence Malick, Wes Anderson and Steve McQueen (the director no the actor so much). There Will Be Blood, Sightseers, Seven Psychopaths, Cold Souls, A Man Escaped and so on.
I spend way too much time searching for new music for someone who doesn't actually work in the industry, most of what I listen to is made by reasonably depressed French-Canadian Jews, i.e. Godspeed You! Black Emperor, A Silver Mt Zion.
I love The Mighty Boosh, The Thick of It, Breaking Bad, Archer, Rick and Morty
I used to not care about food and now I kind of do. I don't know how that happened. The only cookbook I intend to own ever is Nose to Tail.
Are you are a seven foot tall imperious Aztec warrior maiden from the moon, timeless and unsullied?*
You're aware and accepting of polyamory
Do you sometimes feel as worn out as orphan's suitcase, and sometimes sit in the darkness, full of nothing but bagel chips and moral confusion?
Or maybe, you know, you just feel like it.
*It's come to my attention that people take that more seriously than I thought.