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My self-summary
Time to update this a bit. I'm officially a cripple. Sometimes i walk with a cane, sometimes not. My head remains shaped like a boot, I claim this is to help me to kick more arse.

I'm a bit of an introvert till I've got too many drinks in me and then I am captain party.
I'm a geek, but I'm big enough that I never got picked on for it.
I'm a loner that enjoys company.
I find ball sports to be vaugely homoerotic.
I am a collection of bad habits in a boy skin.
I am mainly house trained.
I have the ability to be high brow, but prefer to be low brow. I think it's the choice that makes it special.
I think it's in my nature to be a rogue, scoundrel, or cad...But I lack the commitment to be truly dastardly.

You know that time when your're at the bar, it's after midnight, you've had two drinks too many. The only people left seem to be hellbent on drowning themselves in cheap booze or bringing on some sort of spastic apoplexy due to frenetic (and mistimed) gyrations on the dance floor? I would live there if I could, it's when all the cool stuff happens.

They took down my favorite picture. It said I like my girls nerdy, curvy, and dirty. But they left Ham Solo. I'm not sure what they are telling me.
What I’m doing with my life
attempting to survive long enough to put paid the bet that I would be dead by 40.
I’m really good at
Snide answers to stupid questions. Drinking and smoking. Collecting useless nuggets of uninteresting trivia. Giggling at mastercrafted fart jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
The subtle air and mystique of a life poorly lived and talent wasted
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
discworld, dresden files, American horror story, spartacus, game of thrones, star wars, v for vendetta, the aliens movies, rivers of london, Californication, Tool, deftones. a perfect circle. I was going to list more but realised that the last thing anyone needs right now is another inane list of stuff.
Six things I could never do without
The ability to avoid cliches and pigeon holing. It's one of four mutant superhero powers I possess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Grand fantasies where I get to be a space pirate. How best to become a shiftless millionaire drunkard. The perfect pillowfort. That and bills.

Ok I lied, it's mostly just sex and farting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gibbering inanely and sculpting asymmetric forms out of my ear wax collection.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I probably actually read your profile before I messaged you. I tend to change my profile answers on this thing depending entirely on my mood at the time.

I would totally rock a top hat if I could find one big enough for my giant bulbous head
You should message me if
the voices tell you to.
The two of us