37Manchester, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
i am a genuine person. i am honest, open and i am very protective of the people i love. i take the piss relentlessly and love a bit of banter. just don't ask me if your bum looks big in this if it does!!
What I’m doing with my life
i work with a bunch of nutters. they take up a lot of my time and energy. my friends and family are also mainly nutters and they take up the rest.

i went away 7 times last year and still managed a big whinge when my new year holiday plans fell through.
I’m really good at
making people laugh,
giving good advice,
not taking my own good advice..
The first things people usually notice about me
is that i talk like them, i walk like them, i dress like them, but i am not one of them...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
that new courteeners album 'anna' is outstanding.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I will ever have that bar in Thailand...

whether I will find anyone to take to lake como with me.

why on earth anyone would ask charles bronson for a blow job (i know someone who did)
On a typical Friday night I am
usually being lied to at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i was once on 'world in action'....
The two of us