misterjohn
38 Ketchikan, United States
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My self-summary
In love with the Modern World, Sun Worshiper, Film Critic, Jokester, Thumb Greener, Mixologist, Design Geek, Soul Man, Eighties Junkie, Fresh Noodle Seeker, Untold History Buff, News Watcher, Star Gazer, Dog Scratcher, Cat Whisperer, Window Shopper, Cookie Monster, Infomercial Analyzer, Cell Phone Dropper...

Not interested in:
your favorite sports team
your 2,000 yr old carpenter friend
your experience w/ semiautomatic weapons
you not owning a TV for years
you using the term "blessed"

Turn offs:
Hula hooping, fire twirling, belly dancing, burlesque, roller derby

I enjoy discussing subjects most folks would not normally think about, or might laugh about. I have a penchant for seeing movies. All kinds. I don't understand folks that don't like going out to a movie, and prefer to watch them at home. I require a half & half Icee, but after seeing Food Inc, I don't think I can enjoy it the same as I once did. If I miss the previews before hand, I'll get irritated. I have a bad habit of starting religious and/or political conversations in large group settings. Bowling is the only "sport" I get excited about, but I haven't bowled in a long time and that's not very exciting. I go through phases: from heavy reading to heavy tube exposure. I find infomercials hilarious, and sometimes stay up too late watching them. I love to go to comedy shows, but worry the people I invite will not find what I find funny, funny at all.
What I’m doing with my life
I would like to travel more. Places like Teotihuacan, Tiahuanaco, Ollantaytambo, Puma Puncu, Baalbek & Gobekli Tepe fascinate me!

From time to time I, look at bars that are for sale in NYC area, think about moving there, and consider buying one.

WI > CO > CA > CO > WA > AK

Currently, working in Ketchikan, Alaska. It's 5 mos on, 7 mos off, so it looks like I'll be gypsyin' it up in between.

One to two years from now, driving in my new Tesla Model 3 across the US.

When I'm not working in Alaska, I'd like to learn/work in the solar industry.

Colonizing Mars in 10-12 years. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Mankind In Amnesia - Velikovsky, The Hidden History of the Human Race - Cremo, The Earth Chronicles - Sitchin, Propaganda And The Public Mind - Chomsky, The Culture Of Fear- Glassner, Why I Am Not a Christian - Russell, God Is Not Great... - Hitchens, The End of Faith... - Harris, World War Z - Brooks, Counter-Clock World - Phillip K Dick, Kiss Me Like A Stranger - Wilder

* If you enjoy reading "young-adult, fantasy fiction": Harry Potter, Twilight, The Hunger Games...etc, I'll probably give you shit for it. Hopefully, you can take it.

TV: Frontline, Democracy Now, Vice, The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Family Guy, American Dad, Rick & Morty, Archer, The Life & Times of Tim, Portlandia, Broad City, Newsroom, The Americans, Game Of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, The Walking Dead, True Detective, Louie, The Leftovers...

MOVIES: When Worlds Collide, War Of The Worlds, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Night Of The Hunter, His Girl Friday, The Manchurian Candidate, Rosemary's Baby, World on a Wire, The Warriors, The Exorcist, Silence Of The Lambs, Blue Velvet, Logan's Run, Death Race 2000, The Green Slime, The Empire Strikes Back, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Scanners, Videodrome, Prince Of Darkness, 1984, Dune, Bladerunner, The Running Man, The Terminator, Predator, Alien, Aliens, Dr. Strangelove..., 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Room 237, The Thing, Hellraiser, Phantasm II, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, Beyond Thunderdome, An American Werewolf In London, They Live, Enter The Dragon, The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly, A Fistful Of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, Shogun Assassin, The Dark Crystal, Time Bandits, Beetlejuice, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The City Of Lost Children, Battle Royale, Ichi The Killer, American Psycho, Glengarry Glen Ross, Network, Superman II, Sunshine, Children of Men, Moon, The Road, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, A Prophet, Young Frankenstein, The Jerk, Being There, Primer, Oldboy, Severance, Why We Fight, Manufacturing Consent, The Corporation, Food Inc, Apology of an Economic Hit Man, Enter the Void, Black Swan, The Master, A Separation, The Gatekeepers, The Act of Killing, Starred Up, The Lunchbox, Twelve Years A Slave, Jodorowsky's Dune, Birdman, A Most Violent Year, Ex Machina, Mad Max: Fury Road, The House I Live In, Tikkun, Ixcanul, Merchants of Doubt, Best of Enemies, a lot of TCM...

MUSIC: Shuffle Mode - J. Cole, Kendrick Lamar, David Bowie, Glass Candy, Tool, Crystal Castles, Apollo Brown, the Black Keys, MC5, Blondie, Booker T. & the MG's, Yeasayer, The Rollings Stones, Bo Diddley, DEVO, OMD, Florence and the Machine, The Animals, The Walkmen, The Cure, Iggy & the Stooges, Justice, Bauhaus, The Beatles, Budos Band, Phantogram, The xx, Pulp, Empire of the Sun, Talking Heads, 999, T. Rex, Supertramp, ELO, Wax Tailor, Tones On Tail, Edith Piaf, Brigitte Bardot, The Misfits, Count Five, James Brown, Holy Fuck, Run the Jewels, Japandroids, Snake Rattle Rattle Snake, Ex-Cult, Fever Ray, Gang Of Four, Future Islands, Joy Division, Fela Kuti... I used to DJ an '80s Night, as well as, a Funk, Soul, Disco & Motown Night every month. I've been listening to the After Dark & After Dark 2 Comps a lot lately because "Italians do it better".

FOOD: I enjoy food. I will cross great distances to grab the perfect bite. Sometimes I'll eat the same item, on the same day of the week, for a long time, because it's just that great.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The perfect Dive Bar, Design, Film, History (Ancient/Modern), Institutional Analyses (Politics, Religion...), Human Behavior, Technology, Planets/Space, the Human Mind, Logic/Reason, Ninja Assassins, Zombies, Gene Therapy, Moon Condos, Asteroid Mining, Building Furniture, Gardening, Making Short Films...being one of the first colonists on Mars.
You should message me if
I evoke or attract your interest, desire, curiosity, or the like.
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