I try to be cynical and cool but really I am a very happy person. I laugh a lot (with you, honey, not at you) and the exquisite crystal glass is half full most of the time. I am having the time of my life at the moment
I am lively, outgoing, and intellectual
Stop Press. Sorry ass now much reduced after repeated draggings to gym.
Further stop press, sorry ass now positively gorgeous after a year of dragging, well done ass.
Update. Ass now not sorry at all, going out for dates on it's own without me. Come back ass, sorry I called you "sorry".
Me: "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you."
Ass : "Either way I knew I'd be a much bigger star either with or without you."
Me: "Don't you want me baby, don't you want me oohh."
Further Update: Ass now has it's own recording contract with Simon Cowell - well it can sing a lot better than most of his acts.
Status update: Ass now has it's own Facebook account with more friends than me, I tried to friend it, but it blocked me.
Ass taken out a restraining order on me. I can't come within 100 yards of it. This is making life very difficult.
Ass now got it's own book deal, writing a 'tell all' about it's life of abuse with me. Think I need a lawyer.
After ACAS got involved ass and I have come to some kind of accommodating. We agreed to do the Manchester 10K on 18th May 2014. Ass ran off at the end and finished before me - bitch! I'm gonna sit on her so damn hard.
Massage, listening, especially to my freinds talking nonsense.
Thinking up crazy new projects that will make me rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Design - amateur architect. love working out why some buildings work and why some don't.
Unashamed gym bunny, love spinning Salsa, aerobics the lot.
Being utterly opinionated - but open to persuasion
Music eclectic - just been listening to Vampire Weekend, which reminds me of the Farmers Boys from the 80's love the Diva's - Beyonce, Missy Elliot, - deeply embarassed by my still liking Adam & the Ants (time for a revival no?)
My puprle suede boots
The latest bit of kit or gadget, will I never learn?
2. Should I try to fit into a box. For a woman I'm quite geeky and always think the latest bit of kit is going to make my life perfect but it never does - when will I learn.
b) You might just make me laugh; and vice versa
c) You are up for meeting in the flesh
d) You have (at least once in your life) been told that you are good company (even if you paid them to say it.)