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My self-summary
Hey! I'm Megan. I'm super white with a taste for hood. Haha! I'm really up for anything once...except speedballing, heard that didn't end so well for River Phoenix. I love the Bulls and the Cubs, but I will go to a Sox game if it's fireworks night and we can drink cheap beer. I don't really wear those sweet glasses in my profile picture, but I can if you're into that sort of thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Making thousands of people laugh daily. No, really! It's awesome. Ask me about it.
I’m really good at
writing (not about myself), daydrinking, going on walks, watching tv, cooking food-but only on the stovetop...don't like ovens much, having fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Who's that white girl with a black girls ass?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows-30 Rock, Golden Girls, Parks and Rec, Family Guy...I have a guilty pleasure for watching reality shows on the e! network. I know....they're awful.

Music-I have everything from Frank Sinatra to Tupac on my itunes. I'm not much into country music, but who is?

Food- I enjoy a good taco, a nice sushi roll, chicken, etc...

Movies-Any movie that keeps my attention. Same with books.
Six things I could never do without
-My laptop

-My cat




-My heart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how Wendy Williams ever became famous. Yuck.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably just relaxing...but Saturday night is a different story.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book really.
You should message me if
you know how to have a good time!
The two of us