28Austin, United States
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My self-summary
SINGLE MEN, YOU'RE GREAT AND ALL, BUT PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE US. Everyone else, go for it. Seriously. ...Did you do it yet?

Photos available upon request after a few messages. We're cute, I promise.

We're a girl (25) and guy (28) looking for a casual, no-strings-attached meetup with other young females or couples. We will not play with minors or your mother (thanks for ruining it for everyone else, Eleanor).

Please don't message us if:
- You shower less than ~30 times per month (NO FEBRUARY IS NOT AN EXCEPTION, DAMMIT)
- Your 4 mm chinstrap gets in the way of knowing the difference between "there", "their" and "they're"
- You are disrespectful. Have respect for both of us and we won't wash your mouth out with soap.
- If you read this, please include "that's quacktastic" at any point in your message. Bonus points if you get that reference.

But seriously, SINGLE MEN please do not message us......
What I’m doing with my life
Working, swing dancing in the kitchen, and always looking for fun new experiences.
I’m really good at
"I'm really good at" is not a proper sentence, OkC. Don't you know anything about prepositions?
The first things people usually notice about me
The two heads.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Iron Chef, Chopped, Futurama, Family Guy, Modern Family, Always Sunny, Dodgeball, Billy Madison, Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, et cetera and so on and so forth.
Six things I could never do without
Knitting needles and a motorcycle. That's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much hair spray is needed to hold up a 50's style 'do.

(Preliminary test results: a fucking lot)
On a typical Friday night I am
Spontaneously picking something to do or trying out new restaurants. Preferably ones with flaky and delicious biscuits....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
We shower. Daily. :X
You should message me if
You're not AIDS-ridden or trying to convince yourself that you're "down to earth."
The two of us