Photos available upon request after a few messages. We're cute, I promise.
We're a girl (25) and guy (28) looking for a casual, no-strings-attached meetup with other young females or couples. We will not play with minors or your mother (thanks for ruining it for everyone else, Eleanor).
Please don't message us if:
- You shower less than ~30 times per month (NO FEBRUARY IS NOT AN EXCEPTION, DAMMIT)
- Your 4 mm chinstrap gets in the way of knowing the difference between "there", "their" and "they're"
- You are disrespectful. Have respect for both of us and we won't wash your mouth out with soap.
- If you read this, please include "that's quacktastic" at any point in your message. Bonus points if you get that reference.
But seriously, SINGLE MEN please do not message us......
(Preliminary test results: a fucking lot)