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My self-summary
Hello, and welcome to my profile!

The TL;DR summary:
Mechanical engineer, enthusiastic piano-player, expert of unintentional sarcasm and awkward humour. Created this profile to meet new and different people, and maybe find a long-term connection with somebody special... you never know!
What I’m doing with my life
After completing my Masters in mechanical engineering, I moved to East London and now work at an engineering consultancy for offshore contraptions and underwater doo-hickeys... pardon the technical jargon.

Music is my biggest passion, followed by ice cream, cookies and old Charlie Brooker articles. I play the piano- mostly classical but some covers also sneak in sometimes.
I’m really good at
Terrible, terrible puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people seem to think I'm from somewhere in Europe, but it's almost never the UK.

These days I still get away with looking younger than my age, but I offset it by complaining about the damn kids on my lawn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read, but at the moment I only seem to get into it on holidays! Last book was Orwell's 1984, which I took on holiday in case all the sunshine and happiness got too much.

Random TV shows:
Lost, GoT, Rick & Morty, Flight of the Conchords, Black Mirror, Nathan Barley, Life on Mars, Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan.

Some random music:
Sufjan Stevens, Animal Collective, Wild Beasts, Radiohead, Elbow, Interpol, Laura Marling, Everything Everything Perfume Genius, The xx, Grizzly Bear. (Classical is far too much to list!)

If you're into video games then let me know too!
Six things I could never do without
-My piano
-Ice cream
-Cookies... except when I mistake raisin for chocolate chip :(

Also, as an added bonus, some random things I am less keen on:
-Clubbing. If you ever read the column by Charlie Brooker on it, that's basically how I feel!
-Social media
-People who say their own name at the start of a song
-The worship of false idols (by which I mean Kim Kardashian)
-Changing at Bank station
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How society needs a symbol representing sarcasm for texting, so everyone will finally stop thinking I'm saying something completely stupid on purpose.

-Where society is heading (the good and bad!)

-Why the first song played on Mars was from popular dross-factory and *not* David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'. What kind of message are we sending to these aliens?!

-Why Switzerland is so gosh-darn perfect
On a typical Friday night I am
Analysing Kanye West/Nicki Minaj lyrics and lamenting the state of humanity.
You should message me if
If you like weird jokes and wandering aimlessly around London :D
The two of us