37 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Mid 30s disaster, looking for the same-ish. We can sit in a candlelit room and kiss sweetly while listening to Morrissey. Finally, you say you're tired of him, can we listen to someone else? OF COURSE. So I put on The Smiths "I Know It's Over" on REPEAT, I got you on a technicality. The voice of Morrissey gloriously sails through the room again, then between softer, more meaningless kisses, I tell you fascinating tales of doing heroin in the projects and how we should probably go get some. I sense the sexual tension waning so I turn the song up louder to heighten the total lack of anything that's going to happen. You open the door to my dungeon and say you're sorry but you really must be going and I say "FINE, ILL NEVER RIGHT SWIPE YOU AGAIN!" Then it hits us. You play drums. I play guitar and sing. We start a White Stripes cover band called The Right Swipes. We book gigs but only learn the intro to "Seven Nation Army." That for 30 minutes. The Pizza Underground will open for us on our burough wide tour of Staten Island. We're a couple yet I let you have sex with Macaulay Culkin but only if I can watch and when he finishes, he does that thing where he puts his hands on his face and goes "Aaaahgghhhggggg!!!!"
So enough about me. Tell me about you.
If you don't like dogs, forget it.
What I’m doing with my life
Sitting on my balcony, listening to people commit crimes, doin' nothing about it.
Petting my dog.
I’m really good at
Being late on responding to things on here. Fuck
The first things people usually notice about me
"Whoa, how long have you been standing there?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, The Smiths, Pink Floyd, Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Sonic Youth, Girls... Countless others. And yeah, SLAYER
Books - Noam Chomsky, Bukowski Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Dostoyevsky, Hunter Thompson, lots of musical biographies, Burroughs... Deadpool comic books.
Movies - Breathless, Fear and Loathing, Big Time, The Big Lebowski, motherfucking David Lynch. THE ROOM!
Television - It's Always Sunny, Portlandia, Arrested Development, Mr Show, MST3K
The six things I could never do without
Six things? No, one thing.
My dog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
George Carlin
On a typical Friday night I am
Not sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
-if. You should message me.