If you don't like dogs, forget it.
Petting my dog.
Books - Noam Chomsky, Bukowski Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Dostoyevsky, Hunter Thompson, lots of musical biographies, Burroughs... Deadpool comic books.
Movies - Breathless, Fear and Loathing, Big Time, The Big Lebowski, motherfucking David Lynch. THE ROOM!
Television - It's Always Sunny, Portlandia, Arrested Development, Mr Show, MST3K