If you don't like dogs, forget it.
Also, lots of Yankees games.
Petting my dog.
Going to some Yankees games.
Not being interested in your personality test results.
Books - Noam Chomsky, Bukowski, Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Dostoyevsky, Hunter Thompson, lots of musical biographies, Burroughs...
Movies - Breathless, Fear and Loathing, Big Time, The Big Lebowski, motherfucking David Lynch. THE ROOM!
Television - It's Always Sunny, Portlandia, Arrested Development, Mr Show, MST3K