mkbbklyn
37Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Mid 30s disaster, looking for the same-ish. We can sit in a candlelit room and kiss sweetly while listening to Morrissey. Finally, you say you're tired of him, can we listen to someone else? OF COURSE. So I put on The Smiths "I Know It's Over" on REPEAT, I got you on a technicality. The voice of Morrissey gloriously sails through the room again, then between softer, more meaningless kisses, I tell you fascinating tales of doing heroin in the projects and how we should probably go get some. I sense the sexual tension waning so I turn the song up louder to heighten the total lack of anything that's going to happen. You open the door to my dungeon and say you're sorry but you really must be going and I say "FINE, ILL NEVER RIGHT SWIPE YOU AGAIN!" Then it hits us. You play drums. I play guitar and sing. We start a White Stripes cover band called The Right Swipes. We book gigs but only learn the intro to "Seven Nation Army." The Pizza Underground will play with us because they aren't doing anything else. We're a couple yet I let you have sex with Macaulay Culkin but only if I can watch and when he finishes, he does that thing where he puts his hands on his face and goes "Aaaahgghhhggggg!!!!
If you don't like dogs, forget it.
Also, lots of Yankees games.
What I’m doing with my life
Sitting on my balcony, listening to people commit crimes, doin' nothing about it.
Petting my dog.
Going to some Yankees games.
Not being interested in your personality test results.
I’m really good at
Being late on responding to things on here.
The first things people usually notice about me
"How long have you been standing there?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, The Smiths, Pink Floyd, Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Sonic Youth, Girls... Countless others. And yeah, SLAYER
Books - Noam Chomsky, Bukowski, Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Dostoyevsky, Hunter Thompson, lots of musical biographies, Burroughs...
Movies - Breathless, Fear and Loathing, Big Time, The Big Lebowski, motherfucking David Lynch. THE ROOM!
Television - It's Always Sunny, Portlandia, Arrested Development, Mr Show, MST3K
Six things I could never do without
No.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
No.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No.
You should message me if
You wanna talk.
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