MayaTheAmazon
23 Hyde Park, United States
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My self-summary
23/trans/commie/no normies pls

i want a partner who's like my cat: comfortable doing their own thing, but an active participant in cuddle time

i like to visit old cemeteries and think about the people that lived in the community and what things were like for them
What I’m doing with my life
posting in ironic facebook groups

just started a bartending gig in p'k

spending a lot of time with my cat

working on my car a lot
I’m really good at
I love making people laugh. I'm into graphic design, playing music, and writing.

I won a drag race once.
I have a pretty good Catan record.
I used to DJ at underground parties in fields.
I can fix my old MacBook when it breaks.
I was on TV a few times.
For quiz bowl.
And protesting.
The first things people usually notice about me
Little kids look at me and comment on my height. People on my level comment on my eyes.
Little kids and carbros like my car.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Philip K. Dick and Albert Camus are my favorite authors, but I'll read anything. Last books read are Absolute War by Chris Bellamy, about the Eastern Front of World War II, and On Thermonuclear War by Herman Kahn, about averting, fighting, and surviving nuclear war.

Music: Lately I've been listening to a lot of classic soul like Otis Redding and Sly and the Family Stone, but also a lot of stoner metal like Colour Haze and Elder. My tastes are varied.

Movies: Children of Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Dr. Strangelove, Inception
I like trippy, futuristic, and visually-striking. A good soundtrack is also a must.
I've recently become quite enamored of old Soviet war epics for whatever reason.

Shows: Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, BoJack Horseman, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards
I really love a good sci-fi show, but I also really like to laugh

Art: Love, love, love Abstract Expressionism and Color Field - Mark Rothko, Frank Stella, Barnett Newman, Franz Klein, etc.

Food: Lebanese is my jam. I'm also into Indian, Italian, Latin - I can get down with just about everything. I could be totally vegetarian, no sweat, but you'll have to take my cheese and cream from my cold, dead, hands.
The six things I could never do without
A smartphone
My cat
My car - his name is Oliver, and he's a rusty old BMW. Best car ever!
Scarves and sweaters
Netflix
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The difference between moose, caribou, and elk
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Netflix with friends. Sometimes, those friends are human; other times, they're a Caesar salad and my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been having a really rough year psychologically. There were a couple hospitalizations earlier this year, but I'm doing a lot better now!
You should message me if
you want me to change your oil for you
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