27 Glasgow, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
27-year-old from Glasgow. I work for a TV company. Harambe didn't have to die.
What I’m doing with my life
Snorting lines 🙇🏼 and shagging nines💃🏻,
cashing cheques 💵 and turning necks 😏,
or, alternatively, struggling to maintain an effective work/life balance and using OkCupid.
I’m really good at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
FILMS: The Bourne Identity, Ex-Machina, Her, The Apartment, Inception, Tropic Thunder, Withnail and I, The Odessa File, Cloverfield, Talk to Her, Festen, The Reader, Starship Troopers, Lost In Translation, The Guest, Eternal Sunshine, The Science of Sleep, Anchorman, The Lives of Others, Sideways, It Follows, Wristcutters, Pineapple Express, Donnie Darko.

MUSIC: CHVRCHES, Prides, Sun Kil Moon, Capital Cities, Walk The Moon, Bombay Bicycle Club, HAIM, Counting Crows, Idlewild, Bruce Springsteen, Alt-J, MGMT, Finch, The Killers, Dire Straits, Jose Gonzalez, Nirvana, Tegan & Sara, Silversun Pickups, Travis, REM, Crash Test Dummies, The Shins, Ed Sheeran, Hoobastank, Erik Hassle, The Darkness, Childish Gambino, Brand New, John Mayer, Fleetwood Mac, Bastille. Etc etc. I like lots of things.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Stranger Things, HIMYM, New Girl, Lost, 24, Arrested Development, Review, Twin Peaks, South Park, Adventure Time, The Life And Times Of Tim, Suits.

BOOKS: A Clockwork Orange, Norwegian Wood, The Phantom Tollbooth, Dark Is The Island.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Harambe and how he didn't have to die.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nigel Farage is a VL.
You should message me if
You're going for a drink.

I said Yes in 2014 and No in 2016, and it's cool if you did too.