Maybe what I need is a Canada gurl. Canadians are the most decent folks on the continent without a doubt. Also I do NOT want to be smooching on a fancy sofa on the upper east when this ship goes south. For me to be ok with that you would pretty much need to be brilliant and like a 9.5, which might be for the best anyway, at least from my perspective. I mean it would be nice, but sadly it's a personality match that's hardest to find, as any only child with an IQ like mayonnaise (that autocorrected from 'Madonna' and I'm keeping it) can relate to. I guess I want all of it, but location is negotiable is what I'm trying to say. Love may turn out to be portable in the end.. if it even exists at all on the internet.
I guess just don't be a robot.. or at least be an expensive one. Damnit where's my whisky