I'm not your average girl at all, but i am extremely friendly, funny- podcast worthy and kind.
I love to make friends, meet new people and hang out. I'm confident and shy all at the same time... no idea how that comes about but you will see.
I love to read and do so quickly, love an excuse to fancy dress (i have this office party thing down and Halloween is a nobrainer).
I'm honest and trustworthy... I'm not a girl scout.
I have never been a size zero and nowhere in my genes was that coded in. I'm from a tall family and I'm the shortest member (bring out the violins).
I love cuddles and I will hug friends at any opportunity. I also like kisses but you cant kiss friends; makes for an awkward afternoon or evening.
Dj hero over guitar but I own both. Singstar and Lips are like having karaoke in the house but with points to score- bring on the sing off!
My enthusiasm for life is infectious, you gotta smile at the lemons, if there is no sugar, knife or jug to make lemonade (have you ever tried sucking on a whole lemon? That slice in your drink is nothing, tell me what lemonade you would want to drink that just tasted like a whole lemon in your mouth!!!!?)
Now that I will be working I plan to travel more- my passport will be abused in 2017 if Brexit, Trump and World War 3 don't screw up my plans first.
I love action movies, and robots, it is the mechanical noise they make, kinda sounds like Dubstep. I love a good scream so horrors are on the list too. I laugh a lot too so a good comedy is worth a watch. Asian cinema- Korean production over all else, Japanese horror, Korean comedy, Chinese cinematography (curse of the golden flower) Thai martial arts are up and coming but I'm not a fan of the dialogue so I rarely watch them, Japanese and Chinese do epic period martial arts like no other, Korean sciFi is dark...( I do this movie thing very well)
As i said earlier i like Dubstep- the chillout stuff isnt my thing i like the soul-tearing-bass-mashup-hard-hitting stuff, funny thing is that i can sleep to it as it calms me down. Also getting into Trap right now as well. Korean Pop (Kpop) laugh all you want but a few groups know the formula for a good track and it helps that i can kinda understand what they are talking about too. I also like jazz, pop, electro stuff beyond the dub. If my iTunes is anything to go by I like a bit of everything. I love Lana Del Ray- take that any which way you like it means the same thing to me ;)
Ask me about food as i feel that would be such a long section i think they would not publish it.
2-My hearing and my eyesight
3-A good read- love books
4-Music- I get funny after a few days without it
5-Meat... talk to me about this and you will understand
6-My Phone for the access to information it gives me at the tip of my fingers
What I can cook next, flavours, presentation, assembly, combinations and who is going to try it.
Placentas, vaginas, babies, breast, sex, sexual health... (it's my job)
I also think of pretty dark things and only my family and close friends hear them out loud... my sense of humour sometimes is taken a little too far.
Also being taller than me would help, 5'11/ 6ft upwards please.
Do not message me with some obscene sexual request you WILL be IGNORED, BLOCKED, REPORTED then DELETED. I am not an animal and you should not behave like one either. Needless to say I am no prude, but I am a lady.