mobilediscotech
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My self-summary
Salutations !

My name is Chad Michael, and I can ride my bicycle with no handlebars. I'm currently twenty nine years old and spend my hours working construction, although I've worn many different hats.

I like to use peculiar and unique words along with wonky slang words I pick up, and I'll quite possible catch you slipping up and stealing a few of them ;). I think it's a compliment when people around me fancy my word choice enough to steal a few.

Chad Michael feels it's engaging to speak in third person every so often and mix it up a bit. He thinks it makes people stop and say "hey..wait, what are you doing?" Chad think it tickles his sense of humor in a perplexing way.

I can come off being somewhat timid if I don't really know you, but once we're friend's you'll certainly wish I'd shush my mouth, because you can't handle laughing any harder. I've got an unusual sense of humor, you either get it and never stop laughing around me, or don't enjoy sarcasm/satire and find it drab.

I am Abstract, Sarcastic, and Enigmatic
What I’m doing with my life
Working fifty plus hours a week at two different jobs, my main being construction with a focus on concrete work along with moonlighting several nights a week at my other employer. Cuddling my cat on the daily yo along with attempting to mix in a dash of fun here and there to perpetuate my sanity.

I also enjoy to dabble with video games, it used to be quite a lot more involved but I haven't the time for such debauchery as of late. Zoom zooming around a la mad max style on my scooter while most certainly not breaking any traffic laws and/or ordinances!

Also just taking in the sights as the days unfold before me.
I’m really good at
procrastinating
staring up into the blue sky until the "eye floaters" appear
making anyone and everyone laugh gleefully with joy
video games
making your house cat love me more than you
fixing computers when someone makes an oops and breaks it
sleeping late on the weekends
staying up until the wee hours of the morning
cooking almost anything
watching some anime
The first things people usually notice about me
Gosh damn that boy be chill af.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Dr. Seuss or Fifty Shades

Can't get enough of No Country For Old Men, and American Beauty.

Evangelion, Bleach, Attack on Titan, Dragonball Super, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Rick & Morty, Chowder and much more.

I listen to almost any music with a juke'ing beat, but my favorite genre is Trance.

I'm a horribly picky eater and I hate myself for it, uncooked vegetables are my kryptonite but I'm trying to change that. It's all a texture thing really.
Six things I could never do without
my kitty
puma shoes
fidget spinners
sour gummy worms
rainy days
gravity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
10,000 pharaohs and 6,000,000,000 slaves

if you know what that means we're already best friends :]
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with some buddies hanging out, or perhaps crashed from the lack of sleep the week before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in." - Ricky Fitts
You should message me if
You find me fascinating, a bit peculiar, think I'll find you enthralling, unusual, or marvelous, or perhaps you want a few laughs :]

Or if you can discern the subtle jokes I placed into my profile
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