27Stevens Point, United States
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My self-summary
My name's Steve. I have 10 toes, 10 fingers, a bum left wrist and a full set of teeth. I love animals of all types but am allergic to a lot of them. I work 50+ hours a week on average and spend what little free time I have drinking/hanging out with my friends, binge watching new shows I find, playing video games, and just generally being lazy. I love to travel but rarely get to do it because of work. I love children and my number one goal in life is to be a father. Anything else you'd like to know, feel free to message me and ask away.
What I’m doing with my life
Being awesome, also working/saving money to move out of my current living situation.
I’m really good at
Drinking liquids quickly, seriously, time me....
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, my beard, my height, and the devil horns currently protruding out of my forehead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm really into M83 recently. I'm seeing them and Radiohead at Lollapalooza!!!! Usually The National, The Shins, Arcade Fire, Beacon, and Daughter are my go-to bands though.

I literally just watched Man of Steel for the second time, not as bad as I remembered but still, meh. I'm really into comic book movies right now but I'm usually up for anything. Horror movies have become a staple in my night time viewing, my favorite is The Descent, which still freaks me the fuck out.
I love Chuck, and wholeheartedly believe it's one of the best shows ever made. I also love Parks and Recreation and honestly I like it more than the Office as blasphemous as that is to say. I also enjoy the fuck out of anime. I try to keep current on most shows but there are just so many now it's hard to keep track. Obligatory Game of Thrones as well because honestly, how can you not like it.

Like most human beings I consume food. My favorites are tacos, like, real tacos; pizza, and chocolate.
Six things I could never do without
Video games, Me, work, cute animals. That's four, deal with it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How small and insignificant we are in relation to the enormity of the universe, also penguins, because they're just so goddamn cute.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having in depth conversations with myself about everything and nothing. Also drinking whiskey if I can afford it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a Fourth nipple on my forehead.
You should message me if
You want to know where my Third nipple is or if you too like penguins because let's be honest, who the fuck doesn't like penguins?
The two of us