moejorsi
29Keego Harbor, United States
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My self-summary
I've been known to accuse white folk of using the N word in public for funsies.
I like things.

I think that the person who invented the bluetooth headset just really wanted people to stop thinking they were crazy for talking to themselves all the time.

I usually respond to compliments with "I know" or "I'm glad you noticed" I don't know why people are so awkward at taking compliments. Hey here's this really good thing about you, please deny it. Or "I don't belive the nice thing you said about me" well that doesn't really matter because I believe the nice thing.

It really annoys me when people say they like having fun because that describes every person ever. Even serial killers like having fun.
Usually when people start off a phrase with "you know what's funny" the next thing they say is not funny, it's more of a dumb story that doesn't have a point.

One person told me that she didn't date bald guys. I thought it was cool that we had something in common. I also do not date bald guys.
I think Jesus died because he made bad friend choices.
My beard is short right now, but it will comeback. Like Icarus the Phoenix.

I'm better in person
What I’m doing with my life
I do web sales and wear ties to work.
I’m really good at
Being weird. Poking bears. Cooking. Listening to people complain. Giving people unneeded advice. Being bald.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either that I notice little things or that I give powerful hugs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies; memento, city of god, inception, drive, Wes Anderson movies, judd apatow movies, listen I fucking love movies, so pick a movie and I've probably seen it.
Shows; Game of Thrones, House of Lies, Netflix stuff.
Music; indie rock, electronic, rap music.
Food; Chicken, rice, pasta, mashed potato's, hugs.
Six things I could never do without
Dogs, sleep, food, hugs, exercise, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The adventure. The singularity. If ISIS has a quality control analyst.
You should message me if
You can tell me where I left my keys
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