29Okemos, United States
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My self-summary
I've been known to accuse white folk of using the N word in public for funsies.
I love being around people. I really like coffee. I'm fairly out going, I enjoy dancing and awful pop music. I love awkward situations, like a lot. That includes making things weird for a drive-thru taco bell employee. It really annoys me when people say they like having fun because that describes every person ever. Even serial killers like having fun.
I think Jesus died because he made bad friend choices.
Please don't send dick pix
I'm better in person
What I’m doing with my life
I do web sales and wear ties to work.
I’m really good at
Being weird. Poking bears. Cooking. Listening to people complain. Giving people unneeded advice. Being bald.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not good at building sand castles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies; memento, city of god, inception, drive, Wes Anderson movies, judd apatow movies, listen I fucking love movies, so pick a movie and I've probably seen it.
Shows; Game of Thrones, House of Lies, Netflix stuff.
Music; indie rock, electronic, rap music.
Food; Chicken, rice, pasta, mashed potato's, hugs.
Six things I could never do without
Dogs, sleep, food, hugs, exercise, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Film making, people, food, Why I'm a straight man with a weird attraction to Ryan Goslings. You know, regular stuff like that.
You should message me if
You can tell me where I left my keys
The two of us