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My self-summary
You like board games?
I like board games!

When I'm bored, I write the word "pizza" over and over, and draw icosahedra. Although I haven't been bored with in a long time. Alas, work. Why are you so interesting, yet time-consuming?

Amongst my friends, I am associated with bacon. There used to be more things, but it's pretty much been distilled down to my gluttony, which goes very well with the fat jokes that I get.

I am definitely not looking for anything serious because I'm like, really fucking mobile. "Casual" definitely applies here. That being said, I'm always interested in making new friends and finding people to participate in occult blood rituals with. It's ok, we make sure to use sterilized equipment.

MS word apparently thinks that icosahedra and amongst are not words. Well fuck you ^-^! MS word!

I am hello cthulhu-esque, friendly, and pudding-like
What I’m doing with my life
Moving. Being a vagrant, apparently.
I’m really good at
Tetris Attack, virtually any beat/rhythm game, baking white cake, chocolate cake, fruitcake...yeah, I average about 6 people deciding they like fruitcake every time I make it bitcheeeeesssssszzzz
The first things people usually notice about me
I walk funny. And I laugh really loudly. I'm short. I'm generally the social liability, up until I'm in a bar, club, or party, and then I'm a lot of fun to be around. Context.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Books) Terry Pratchett's Discworld books and other novels and various manga. Mostly late 80s/early 90s manga, including Maison Ikkoku. The Giving Tree.
If you care, my favorite Discworld characters are Susan, then Vimes. Third place goes to Agnes, or Nanny, or maybe Twoflower. I can say that I really just don't care for Rincewind anymore.

(Movies) Kiki's Delivery Service, The Rescuers, Hook, Galaxy Quest

(Music) Most j-pop, classical music, 80's, but smatterings of lots of other things, from metal to pop to 90s alternative.

(Food) Cheesecake. And lots of other things. There are some things I don't like. But fewer than before. I digress. I also like fruit and vegetables (I never thought the day would come), heated dead animal flesh, and desserts.

(And TV, because I like some TV shows a lot) Arrested Development, Sailor Moon, Oruchuban Ebichu, Futurama. I've recently watched a few really good anime, but apparently I'm freaking behind the times. I will take any recs.
Six things I could never do without
Friends. Eliza, Ehow, Joe, John, and Rosa. In no particular order.
That's only five.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

I didn't realize you could see Graham Chapman's peen in Life of Brian. Yesssssss.
On a typical Friday night I am
Stuffing my face. After that, it's up in the air - I like clubs, bars, movies, games, tv get togethers, board game get togethers, parties, and all that, but often I can't be bothered to get off the couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh honey, there are so few things I won't admit.

But here's a few:

I love penis!

I have never had food sex.

I also love butthole.

I have this persistent rash on the inside of my elbows/knees.

I am always shocked at the new and exciting ways people are great/terrible at blowjobs.

I like my women like I like my coffee:
...between 10 and 12.
You should message me if
If you want to! I mean, it's not like your message will be so bad that I'll find out where you live and torch the place down or anything.
The two of us