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My self-summary
Obstreperous, territorial, and not-so-slightly controlling. A barbarian with a highly polished veneer of civilization. Possessing expensive tastes which I am trying not to over-indulge. Uninterested in spectator sports but willing to play anything. Enjoying a wide variety of entertainment, but extremely critical of everything. Looking for style, schadenfreude, sensuality, and an overdeveloped intellect.

I am judgemental, demanding, and carnal

NB: Those are really me, I just don't put my face on the internet. Facial pics by request.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Putting out fires; starting them if bored.
The first things people usually notice about me
Good clothes, loud laugh, cruel sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Corridors of Time, Spring Snow, Tea With The Black Dragon, Devil's Dictionary, Guns Germs and Steel, The True Believer, Hollidays in Hell, Myth of The Great War, The Time Machine, The Masqueraders, Geneology of Morals, Justine, The Social Contract, Candide, War: The Lethal Custom.

Movies: Secretary, 5th Element, Princess Bride, Rockula, 1776, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Pan's Labyrinth, Wag the Dog, Seven Samurai, Drowning Mona, Tatie Danielle, The Company of Wolves, Best in Show, Dr. Strangelove, Lone Star, Yes Men, 13th Warrior.

Music: Beethoven, Rachmaninoff, Prince, Pretenders, Alison Moyet, Aqua, Blondie, Concrete Blonde, Garbage, Sisters of Mercy, Portishead, Rasputina, The Clash, Skinny Puppy, Eurythmics, Stevie Nicks, Kate Bush, Front 242, DK, BT, NIN, BOC, NOFX, TMBG, MLWTTKK.

Food: Yes.
Six things I could never do without
Moon, coffee, sex, red wine, risk, sarcasm, banter, sun, horses, whiskey, the way she moans when I spank her.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pathans, and the opportunities for becoming a warlord.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cleaning and lubricating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a functional sociopath with no respect for other people's rules.
You should message me if
You don't scare easily.
The two of us