30Camden Town, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Who Am I? A very good friend once described me as a medium build chap who you wouldn't want to introduce to your sister.

That's a good strong opener, I like it. Enough beating around the bush, it's all down hill from here.
What I’m doing with my life
Psychology graduate. I have a real life job, working for a mental health charity. I have a longer and more passionate answer but it probably doesn't need to be on a public forum.

I have just moved to London, looking to make some new friends, pick up some new hobbies, attend some events and figure out what that lingering smell is on the northern line.
I’m really good at
Making simple things and simple situations extremely complicated.
Using my impulsiveness to be self destructive.
Finding awful dark corners of the internet.
Throwing myself into new situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
Obviously it is my chiselled jaw, luscious locks, and washboard abs... and my tremendous modesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Unfortunately I was never able to sit still long enough as a kid to learn to enjoy books - I might get through one a year. I read far too much for work though.

Movies - I'm a sucker for 80s action movies and films that don't take themselves too seriously.

Music - System, Maiden, Rammstein, Bloodhound Gang, New Order (obviously)

TV Shows - GoT, Archer, Rick and Morty, Scrubs, Parks and Rec

Food - You will be amazed how often people take it personally when I tell them I don't like cheese. As if their families well-being depending on me eating it. It's ok, there's more for you.
Six things I could never do without
Good company.
Jeff Goldblum.
Hot weather.
Intelligent conversation.
Motherfucking pancakes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unanswerable questions.
How much money somebody would need to stop being weird and start being eccentric.
The odd realisation that I am not actually trendy enough to dress punk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out how to make the most of this city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am more afraid of paralysis and alzheimers than I am of death.
You should message me if
You won't steal my kidney.
You actually managed to survive this literary nightmare.
You want to? Or if we are 85%+ enemies, I do like a good enemy. You monster.

Full disclosure: I'm generally pretty bad at this online interaction stuff - it feels forced and impersonal. Would much rather meet up to get to know people.
The two of us