That's a good strong opener, I like it. Enough beating around the bush, it's all down hill from here.
I have just moved to London, looking to make some new friends, pick up some new hobbies, attend some events and figure out what that lingering smell is on the northern line.
Using my impulsiveness to be self destructive.
Finding awful dark corners of the internet.
Throwing myself into new situations.
Movies - I'm a sucker for 80s action movies and films that don't take themselves too seriously.
Music - System, Maiden, Rammstein, Bloodhound Gang, New Order (obviously) www.the90sbutton.com
TV Shows - GoT, Archer, Rick and Morty, Scrubs, Parks and Rec
Food - You will be amazed how often people take it personally when I tell them I don't like cheese. As if their families well-being depending on me eating it. It's ok, there's more for you.
How much money somebody would need to stop being weird and start being eccentric.
The odd realisation that I am not actually trendy enough to dress punk.
You actually managed to survive this literary nightmare.
You want to? Or if we are 85%+ enemies, I do like a good enemy. You monster.
Full disclosure: I'm generally pretty bad at this online interaction stuff - it feels forced and impersonal. Would much rather meet up to get to know people.