26 Canterbury, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
When not writing boring lists about myself on here I can usually be found:
1. Passed out in the gutter
2. Unconsciously singing Weezer

I have stupid hair that grows at the speed of light, hence most of my income being spent on cuts. I can often be found being lazy/drunk, usually when I should be doing something important. I am a bit of a geek and have an obsession with buying stupid hats, just for the occasion that I might be on come dine with me and someone will open my closet.

I am learning to play guitar slowly and poorly, as usually seen by my bleeding stubs instead of fingers.

Do you have a zombie contingency plan?
What I’m doing with my life
Not much anymore.
I’m really good at
I'm good at computers and junk and stuff. I usually write a lot more fluently than this, but man was that shit boring to read back. I have an inappropriate sense of humour which has got me into trouble on more than one occasion along with my awful fashion sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
Some people tell me I am quite reserved in nature, but usually this changes after they get to know me a bit and they see me naked (Its a right of passage into friendship, you cant avoid it). Also I sometimes lug around a giant N-Gage phone, its an awesome icebreaker as it is like the size of a cornish pastie and makes calls as well as a roll of carpet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top five list time!
1. The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
2. Discworld novels, specifically either Mort or Feet of Clay, written by Terry Pratchet
3. Any of the Harry Potter books (I put on my robe and wizards hat...)
4. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
5. V for Vendetta

1. Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
2. Shaun of the Dead
3. Office Space
4. Casshern
5. Let The Right One In

1. Pixies
2. Weezer
3. Modest Mouse
4. Devo
5. They Might Be Giants
6. The Aquabats
7. Cypress Hill
8. Wu-Tang Clan
9. System of a Down
10. Dillinger Escape Plan
11. Belle & Sebastian

1. Noodles/Stir fry with meat dishes
2. Tacos
3. Burritoes
4. Nachos
5. A good toasted sandwich
(3 Are similar Mexican dishes but so what?)
The six things I could never do without
1. Time travel
2. Caffeine, It's a horrible thing, but it has me on its hook!
3. My TV
4. My trousers, token comedy point.
5. My guitar, I can't play it yet, but it cost me enough so it's staying.
6. My extravagant selection of teas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Occasionally buying a lottery ticket and who I would have killed if I won. Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Why okcupid only gives me recommendations for people from Massachusetts.
On a typical Friday night I am
When I am not working in my soulsucking job I would probably either be at home being sad, round a friends house or maybe if I feel like being horribly drunk I would be out in the town being a little bit crazy.

It was this or be pretentious and put, "Fun is such a bourgeois concept."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am English but I hate roast dinner.

Also I play silly vidya games that I don't usually tell people about, online ones that cause natural light to burn my skin after playing them in the dark for so long.
You should message me if
There is no if, message me! Dooo eeet!

Or if you can sing the pokemon theme song/pokerap!

Looking for fun people around either Canterbury or Guildford or even further away if you want to talk!