monkforhire
30 Succasunna, United States
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My self-summary
Ok so, this is in serious need of an update, so here we go...

I sell insurance to middle market companies, mainly 3PLs, freight forwarders, import/export, custom brokers etc. (if this sounds boring to you, join the club haha I'm used to seeing people's eyes glaze over within a minute of explaining my job)

ENFP (people on this site seem to care about this, so there ya go)

I can be a little weird at times. Quirky is the polite term that is often used to describe me. I'm unapologetically who I am - you're either gonna like me or not. I used to care about what other people thought about me, but it caused me nothing but misery so I cut that shit out.

I have a silly switch - I can go from being serious to childlike zaniness at the drop of at hat.

I also am a chatterbox to the core - once I get going I don't stop, haha. I could have a conversation with a wall and the wall wouldn't be able to get a word in edgewise.

I'm also ridiculously unphotogenic - the UN has recently declared that showing pictures of me taken by others to children a war crime.

A few years ago I realized I wasn't happy with how my life was turning out, so I've been on a path to changing that and becoming who I want to be ever since. Life is too short to be unhappy with who you are.

What am I doing on here? Well the past few years I've been so focused on improving myself and my career that I've removed myself from the dating pool. I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship- I don't need someone else to happy, but lately I've been feeling like I'd like a partner in crime to go at this crazy thing called life together. I believe the universe will put people in your life for a reason, but also you have to make the effort to go through those open doors. Does that make sense? I think it does.
What I’m doing with my life
Working,working, working...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a voracious reader; It keeps me sane. too many favorites to list.

I don't watch much tv anymore, but I will go on the occasional Netflix binge.
The six things I could never do without
COFFEE
My phone
Money ( being poor sucks; been there and never want to go back)
Family (friends come and go, but family will always be there for you)
My car
Work (I'd go insane if I had nothing to do all day)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If our native language shapes the way we perceive the world

Apparently chimpanzees have entered the Stone Age (I find this both fascinating and frightening all at the same time)
On a typical Friday night I am
I try to keep my Friday nights free to decompress from the work week, which usually means turning myself into a blanket wrapped burrito and either reading or netflixing.

Saturdays & Sundays are a different story altogether.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a 3rd nipple (genetic inferiority for the win!)
You should message me if
you want to? I promise I won't judge you if you do, haha.
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