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My self-summary
Pre-Disclaimer: I'm not the typical dumb unaware caveman male. I'm exteremely perceptive. My BS meter is razor sharp. I know what I want right now, don't want right now and what I need right now. The moment I suspect you aren't picking up what I'm putting down, I'll pretty much just ignore you. That's not me being mean, that's me being super efficient with my precious free time. Okay, now read to the regular disclaimer below...

Disclaimer: If you read my entire profile and you are still brave enough to stick around ask yourself one honest question; Do you like me? Or do you like the "idea" of me. There's a difference. If it's the latter then don't even bother writing. I'll figure you out in about 2 messages. Comprende'? Okay you may now proceed.

Well I guess you could say I stumbled upon this site. Quite interesting. I think I'll stay a while and see what happens. With that said OkCupid ain't The Notebook and I ain't Ryan Gossling. If you can handle that, proceed ahead. If not, the man to woman ratio here is like 50 to 1, you're gonna be just fine.
What I’m doing with my life
I work, a lot. Don't worry it's all in that white collar educated professional sector. So you don't have to worry about being "one of them" and embarrasing you with broken english or have you worrying about what your friends at the Country Club might think... but at the same time don't let that scare you, I'm not a boring stiff. I like to have fun. ;)
I’m really good at
Reading people
Failing to bite my tongue at times
Finding that "spot" ;)
History and random facts. Jeopardy here I come.
Mastering the snooze button but still getting to work on time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically? My lips I guess... dont ask me why but thats what I hear.

Personality wise. Im funny, but more of a George Carlin type of funny. You know, truthfully funny. Not a make stuff up kind of jokester.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mortal Fear by Greg Ilse, The DaVinci Code of Course, Remote Control, The Witcher, As a kid I read a lot of Judy Blume stuff, you know "Super Fudge", etc.

Music: ALL KINDS. I might go from Jay Z's Public Announcement right into The Doobie Brothers, then make a left turn over to Hall & Oates then get out of my car at the stoplight to kiss Taylor Swift on the cheek, then hitch a ride with Nas on the way to catch Santana in concert.

Shows: Shark Tank, Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen (yes I love Gordon Ramsay), True Detective, Game of Thrones, Orange Is the New Black, Anything Law & Order, and Nat Geo.. yes that's right Nat 'effing Geo.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet
The 24 hour news cycle
Peanut Butter Cups
Rainy days
More oranges. Yes I know that's seven things. But I'm serious about the oranges. Shit who knows, maybe sex and oranges together somehow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

All sorts of things. Deep thoughts, not so deep thoughts. Why can't cats run up and greet you with the enthusiasm of a dog. Is there some kind of Nate Silver algorithm to determine someones chances of being born here in the US. Yeah, we won the Geography Lottery but I could seriously spend the rest of my life living 3-5 years in a country then off to the next and the next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows. You should spin the wheel with me and lets find out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you really want to know, dont be lazy, write me.
You should message me if
You like oranges too lol.
You have ideas of what we could do with oranges lol.
You like my lips.
You're more left of center, open minded, and know more than one position in bed (yes, I said it *gasp!) LOL
You know I'm being funny but still somewhat serious with this list ;)