moonjeyer
32 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Think Larry David meets Jean-Ralphio.
What I’m doing with my life
Brand strategist, former chef.
I’m really good at
Cooking, spending money, getting in trouble, selecting gifts, and breaking phones.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm on time and happy to see you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
good books
bad movies
the usual shows
spicy food
The six things I could never do without
a bike
back rubs
hot sauce (I make my own)
kale
my vitamix blender (see above)
back rubs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not I can have a bite of that, what you look like naked, if we're there yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to eat everything with chopsticks. Sometimes, I carry them with me.

I have absolutely no idea how to iron a shirt.
You should message me if
Do it.
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