27Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
Howdy, I'm Mike. Or Michael. Whatever. I used to be in the navy, so call me sailor moon if you must.

I enjoy reading, tv, new movies, reddit, cigars, PC games, sleeping, and bad jokes.

I started going to the gym in mid February. Slow progress.
What I’m doing with my life
Waking up earlier than I like.
Sometimes Thinking really deep stuff. More likely I'm thinking about anything that helps pass the day away.
I’m really good at
Nothing much. I tend to get better, but never perfect.
The first things people usually notice about me
Monotone voice, poker face. I relax the more I get to know you. I'm actually pretty goofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dark Tower series (favorite), Chuck Palhinuk (probably spelled wrong), Stephen King, Lovecraft, Song of Ive and Fire, Charles Bukowski, zombie books, random fiction that catches my interest.

Movies: Two favorites are Eraserhead and Ghost Dog: way of the Samurai. I dont like dance movies and you'll have to sweet talk me into a romance or dramedy. Once in a while I'll netflix an old disney movie out of nostalgia.

Shows: New Girl, Its always sunny in Philedelphia, Family Guy, Wilfred, Robot Chicken, Walking Dead, how I met your mother, x-files, sons of anarchy, workaholics, breaking bad, 30 rock, twin peaks, adventure time, regular show, once upon a time, Game of Thrones, misfits, Daria, Simpsons, American dad

Music: Explosions in the Sky, Gorillaz, Cranberries, Chumbawumba, Mitch Murder, other random music.

Games: portal 1 & 2, skyrim, left 4 dead, silent hill, day z, shadow of the collossus, fallout

Food: Burgers. They're just great. Steak and jimmy johns is good too.
Six things I could never do without
sleeping in, movies, motorcycle, books, comfortable bed, Stewart's key lime fountain soda.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When my next oppurtunity to nap is. What movies too see on the weekends.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. Nothing special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dont trust horses and rodents (exception: ferrets).
You should message me if
You like bad jokes, bad puns, movies, zombies, tattoos, Video games, sleeping in, and/or reading.
The two of us