25 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I am the kind of girl that likes entertainment. I love to read satiric novels and also stories with a bit of romance. Also I enjoy film of all genres except for the horror films have come out in the past 10 years. My friends tell me that I am quite the character and that i can be very silly and I would have to agree with them. I love joking around and have a very dry sense of humor and i love people who are the same way. I believe that laughter can be the best medicine in a lot of situations. In general I am a very well rounded person who knows how to have fun!

I am sarcastic, quirky, and funny

On a quick side note: just because I am bisexual doesn't mean that I am down for group sex and/or couple play. If that's what you're looking for then i'm sorry i'm not your girl.
What I’m doing with my life
Professional nap taker, teacher and comedy writer
I’m really good at
Eating all of your food and making you giggle.
The first things people usually notice about me
My slightly odd sense of humor and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
From My Facebook Profile:

Movies: My Cousin Vinny, My Fair Lady, Blazing Saddles, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Prestige, Juno, Love Affair, Pan's Labyrinth, X-Men, Death At A Funeral, Precious, Legally Blond, Godzilla, Garden State, Citizen Kane, Pulp Fiction, Spice World, Spy Kids, Fight Club, Pretty Woman, From Dusk till Dawn, Wayne's World, Say Anything..., Notting Hill, No Country for Old Men, THE HURT LOCKER, Repo!, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Love Actually, Star Trek, Roman Holiday, Center Stage,The Trouble with Angels, Hump Day, Brick Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, 25th Hour, Sunshine, Watchmen., argo, The Avengers, Howl, Friends, A Clockwork Orange, 28 Hotel Rooms

TV Shows: Law & Order, Damages, House of Lies, Newsroom, Shameless, Happy Endings, Once Upon a Time, Homeland, 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Scandal, Game of Thrones, The League, House of Cards, Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt, The Mindy Project, Suits, The Daily Show, The Nightly Show, Last Week Tonight, Hinterlands, Revenge, How To Get Away With Murder, Broad City.

Music: Bassnectar, Salvador Dalai Llama Farm, Filter, Rage Against the Machine, The Beatles, Beastie Boys, System of a Down, Nas, The Shins, Anti-Flag, The Distillers, Kimya Dawson, The Glitch Mob, DJ Nasty Nate, White Stripes, White Lies, Muse, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Lady Gaga, Ladytron, Crystal Castles, Prodigy, The Prodigy, Eminem, Ludacris, GG Allin, Nine Inch Nails, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Dwarves, Justice, Judas Priest, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, deadmau5, The Dub Tree, OTEP, Rob Zombie, Marylin Manson, MGMT, Franz Ferdinand, Black Keys.
The six things I could never do without
......the internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not i'm going to be kidnapped......also hilarious comments to write on facebook
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking a nap and pretending i'm going to do stuff later.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I make awful first impressions

I have a very low tolerance for stupidity.
You should message me if
if you don't mind someone who talks a lot!
Also if you message me and all i get is a "what's up" or "hey" don't expect a reply because i'm assuming you're an idiot also that you did not read my profile.

.... Also if you're planning on voting for Donald Trump don't message me because it will be a waste of your time and mine.