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My self-summary
am small, fierce, and intrepid.
am drawn to creativity and experience in all forms.
want to learn how everything is done.
am ambitious but non-competitive.
am easy to get along with, but not easy to know.

have sternocleidomastoids to launch 1000 ships.
have gifted hands and a cuddly disposition.
dance with joy and rhythm but can't follow worth a damn.
generate barely enough trash to put out once a month.
don't believe that negative, dark, acidic, raw, uncomfortable and ambiguous things are necessarily bad: they are the raw material of growth.

Most people would describe me as stable, laid-back, successful and thoroughly together. They don't know how much I love trespassing.

Sometimes I fear that I am psychologically incapable of lawn maintenance. Other times I congratulate myself for restoring the native ecosystem.

If you ever had some serious cash to blow on me, I would totally dig it if you hired Werner Herzog to narrate my life and, in so doing, decimate my ego.
What I’m doing with my life
Building Austin's shiniest massage therapy empire.

Reacquainting myself with All Things Fun.

Learning how to be human.

I'm not at all sure what my future brings,
and that excites me.
I’m really good at
massaging bodies and words. mental gymnastics. making things work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a lot shorter than I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't make favorites lists because I am too afraid I might get it wrong.

That being said, I like:

my cello - urban exploration - making adorable abominations from plushie parts - scrabble - caving - the absurd - photojournalism - puppets - rhythms worth dancing to - podcasts full of wonder - watching people - costumes - epic journeys with unreliable transportation - quality movies - bad movies in good company - taking pictures of people experiencing art - rollerskating - discovering secret nooks - trying new recipes - lists - and three raccoons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to transform practical small-scale experience into practical large-scale change, without losing sight of the not-so-practical passions that motivate both.


What to do with my new moments of freedom: housework vs. shenanigans?
On a typical Friday night I am
Pounding the workahol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There exists a document, in resume format, detailing my romantic and sexual experiences, 'positions', and relevant training. It's a real time saver.
You should message me if
you're up for an adventure.

Honestly, don't sweat the intro message. Your profile will tell me if there's any mutual glimmer. If so, I'd rather take it from there in person.

I've never had a bad first date. People fascinate and delight me.

**NB: I am not currently single or poly and have no reason to believe that's likely to change. I really am still on here just for new friends, and I completely understand if that means you'd rather move along.**