37 Eugene, United States
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My self-summary
One of us. One of us. Gooble gobble gooble gobble...
What I’m doing with my life
Network stuff. Honestly, once I tell people their eyes glaze over & I can tell they have no idea what I'm saying. I should just say 'computer shit' & leave it at that. :|
I’m really good at
Stuff. Not so much things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not wearing pants. Fuck you pants! MWAHAHAAA!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything gory & over the top.

We both like most death metal. Bloodbath, Morbid Angel, Prostitute Disfigurement, etc. Oooooh Clutch is also coming in March so if anyone wants to come with us let's do it to it!
Lately we're finding a strong love of bluegrass & instrumental surfer music.
Lately I'm hooked on melancholic, instrumental post-rock. /shrug

We eat it. Yep.

Non-fiction mostly. The Internet is a playground & Murach's Guide To SQL Server are reads?
The six things I could never do without
Bourbon. Computers. Family. Uhhhhh...stuff? More stuff? Bacon!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Heavily invested in a bottle of Bourbon & an acoustic guitar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Clowns scare me.
You should message me if
you...want to?