I am ambitious, affectionate, and amiable
It turns out I'm rather handy at the whole "catching people doing things they're not supposed to be doing" thing. It makes me very sad to say it, but its a lot more fun and exciting to provide the valuable service that is security and order to society than it is to do fundamental research into the way the universe works. This makes me sad because the fundamental research probably benefits humanity more.
Also, I'm talented at bathing regularly and reading fantasy novels, and on more than one occasion building and painting model armies.
On top of physical notice, I've got a loud voice, sarcastic bent, and I'm usually not afraid to step on anyone's toes.
(Books) George R.R. Martin's "Song of Ice and Fire" would probably be the second best fantasy series I had ever read, if he would ever get up off his magnificent posterior and finish the fifth book. I love Glen Cook's "Black Company" series more than any other book series ever written. Glen Cook has the blackest humor ever to be scrawled on the pages of a book. L.E. Modesett's "Saga of Recluse" was excellent, and of course the "Hobbit" is a classic. Also, I'm a big fan of anything on European history (from the present all the way back to classical antiquity). And last but not least are Marx and Engel's writings.
(Movies and TV) Ah ha! It changes! Dr. Strangelove is once again the best movie ever created by man. Or at least right now it is. Also, the Resident Evil Trilogy, because I love the zombie apocalypse.
(Music) KMFDM will always own the musical world. Almost anything from the Industrial genre is to my liking, but I also enjoy Rock, Metal, Techno, Rave, Goth Rock, and Classical. As far as a list of bands and composers: KMFDM, Rage Against the Machine, MDFMK, Tool, Megadeath, Dropkick Murpheys, OhGr, Tim Skold, The Offspring, Nine Inch Nails, Power Man 5000, White Zombie, Combichrist, Assemblage 23, Bach, Brhams, Strauss, Wagner, Orff, and Motzart.
(Food) My family went all vegan on me recently. And as it turns out vegan food is really quite delicious if prepared right. So, I eat a lot of vegan food now. Alu Gobi and naan (I think that's how it is spelled), enchiladas, lasagna, and stir fry. Yum.
I don't think things would go very well for us biological organisms if you were to remove our heat source, what with us liking temperatures above one degree kelvin. Thus nuclear fusion is pretty high on my list.
Family and friends are good to have around. I am an extrovert and I like being around people as much as I can.
This series of tubes we call the "internets." Because they aren't like a truck. Makes perfect sense right?
Work. I really enjoy the focus of working. Plus, I work with a lot of awesome people.
That's only five. Oh well. Tough shit I guess.
That is unless there is a KMFDM show in town. In which case I am at First Ave rocking out at the greatest show EVER, like I was so very recently.