Yep, I just went there. Cheesy nerdy goodness. But a bit about me...I'm a damn good cook and have quite a bit of professional experience with it, and have had a lot of odd ball jobs that would essentially keep me in work anywhere I decided to plant myself in life. I've pretty much been assaulted by a mild form of wanderlust and whimsy that don't seem to much be leaving. I love tattoos and piercings, all things nerdy, art, history, and computers/gaming. I'm a smart ass most of the time and sarcastic the rest. Ninety percent of the time I'm just trying to goad a reaction or make a laugh. I'm pretty prone to playing D&D once a week, and tend to try and eat and stay healthy, except for beer--Not that pisswater budweiser people drink--good beer.
Things i'm not good at off the top of my head:
Sky diving, riding a horse, astrophysics, cutting and polishing gemstones, getting milk to squirt out of my nose from laughing.
Character? I'm boisterous, jack of all trades.
I'm a fan of all movies. Any genre. Horror is one of my favorites. Especially the campy B grade shit you'd find splayed about in Fangoria. Bruce Campbell is a personal hero of mine. Foreign films also have a fond spot in my heart.
As far as music goes, again a wide variety of taste. If its got feeling or emotion, its okay by me. I love a lot of 80s hair metal, dropkick, Flogging Molly, Coheed, and any type of ska you could possibly throw at me.
Shows, well I don't really watch a lot of TV, I pirate a lot. Chuck, Dexter, House, The Office, History Channel/Natl Geo/A&E. Pretty much anything I can get my marauding pirating hands on.
As far as food goes? I'll eat it all. I've got 7 years of experience in a kitchen, I like to cook, I like to try things out. Mexican and greek would have to be two of my favorites. Olives are my favorite food.
Or if you look at the vague rules of owning a mogwai, how it says not to feed it after midnight, but technically after the first night of owning it is essentially after midnight. Eh who am I kidding, i'd probably get the thing wet anyway.
You like zombies.
The idea of braining a zombie appeals to you.
You enjoy cinema.
You enjoy cooking.
You can play the game called Snaps.
You know who Kenshiro is, and think he's a silly mother fucker.
You're a nerd/geek/whatever.
You think you can beat my infected team vs. you're infected team on L4D2 on steam.
You know what the Song of Storms is from.
You know what a d20 is.
You're a pirate.
You know what San Diego means in german.
Or you sometimes say "Autobots, rollout."