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My self-summary
"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up..."

How about a different style of profile for you to read? Great! Let's begin!

Just your atypical, non-average, Awesome Nerd™ with a good heart who enjoys laughing with and enjoying good people. As the proud owner of a sharp mind, good manners, warm hands, a bit of silliness, and an attachment to the Dark Side (everyone has theirs, I'm just honest enough to admit mine), I'm searching for a wonderful person to get to know & spend some time with.

(What? You too?!? No Way! We should *totally* hang out!)

Being one in a literal digital sea of men (not digital semen-that's web porn, or digital Seamen-that's the Navy's website...either way, you're at the wrong site if you're looking for those), I appreciate your time and thank you for reading.

Seriously, if your lips haven't thought about smiling, just do a new search & thank me for not wasting our time. You're welcome.
I'm not every woman's cup of tea, or noodles, or organic grape juice and that's fine by me.
Though, if you're of the rare subset that *is* liking what you see here or are adventurous enough to find out what Awesome lies beyond, thank *you* EVEN MORE than those other women!!
What I’m doing with my life
Besides breathing and looking for Ms. Right?
Surviving and smiling. Sure there's more, but these days, it's about appreciating the little things that keep you going.
Sharing and trading smiles with a wonderful woman would be a great bonus though.
I’m really good at
-Smiling! (look at the photos up there! I mean, COME ON LADIES!)
-Being there for my family and friends to the best of my ability
-Making friends, and selected strangers, smile for no reason (because, if *none* of my pics or prose make you even crack a smirk, I'm *really* not for you.)
-Sudden Death Procrastination ("Do or Do Not...Later")
-High Stakes Tea Drinking
-High Tease Steak Eating
-Olympic Class Power Napping (not for the faint of heart OR lung)
The first things people usually notice about me
My "DY-NO-MITE Smile®" and my usually positive attitude.
Go ahead, check my photos and see!
(but we both know you already did that 1st)
Six things I could never do without
-The numbers "1, 2 & 3.14159265..."
-The letter "A"
-The Helena Rubenstein Foundation
-and Viewers like YOU!
(if you got this reference, say "Hi" already! )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
--How to make this profile not boring for you to read

--How to get you to smile at least 2.74 times while reading them.

--Sex, how nothing is part of everything, how we are made of the same atoms that created the universe, tech gadgets, sex, how to make the special lady in my life feel like a Queen without sex, how to make her feel like a Goddess with sex, sex, how mush better this world would be if every single person helped a person a day, time travel, sex, if you noticed I misspelled "much" a few lines back and if you Googled misspelled to see if I got *that* right, sex, if you noticed that I think about sex every 5 seconds and you know that's above Yes, I'm that kind of Nerd™ and I make *no* apologies for it. -wink & smile-

--Wondering how many women realize that I'm making fun of the scientific study that says men think about sex every 6 seconds in the above paragraph.
On a typical Friday night I am
--Trying to get the last .36 times of laughter from you!
(man, did I set myself up for a comedy/sexual backfire there.)

--Thinking about Past Imperfect, Present Continuous and Future Perfect: temporally, not tenses, with friends or family over food and drink or in silent meditation...sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, there was this one time when we pranked the Alpha Betas during their football practice...
(If you got that reference, for goodness sake, SAY HELLO!)
I kissed a girl, and I liked it?...No? Not private enough you say?
I'm terrible at this!
How about this: ask me and I'll tell you one of many.
You should message me if
A) You chuckled at least once reading my profile
2) You like smiling as much as much as I do in my pictures!
∞) You got *any* of the references in my "Profile o' Gold"
(I'm flexible)
-) You're looking for that exceptional blend of sweetness, spiciness, sassy, sexy & smiles (I've been told I have a nice set of "s")

YOU MUST possess medium to professional-level hugging skills which WILL be tested after a comfortable number of dates.
The two of us